WTB: A good new lapdance.

Posted by: foxtrot_xray

WTB: A good new lapdance. - 01/04/2003 16:54

With all the posts about a laptop, and a laptop HD.. I thought I'd post that I would like a lap dance. Requirments: Has to be female, and attractive (to my standards. Very important there.). Preffered: Brown hair, green eyes. Will settle for lighter hair, and blue eyes.

*ahem*
Sorry. It IS april 1st, after all.. and all those laptop posts.. sheesh. Geeks.
Me.
Posted by: mandiola

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 01/04/2003 16:58

Keep checking in the for sale area. Hopefully one will come up that you're interested in. I just saw a few on ebay but the auction just ended, so that won't help you out any. Sorry!

-Greg


Posted by: mlord

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 01/04/2003 19:08

female ... Brown hair, green eyes ...
She Who Shall Not Be Named is already taken. Sorry.
Posted by: foxtrot_xray

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 02/04/2003 12:52


She Who Shall Not Be Named is already taken. Sorry.

Oh, nono. That's allright. I should have added 'available' to the list of requirements.


On another note, I got the Dock today. Schweet! Very cool! Thanks!

Me.
Posted by: Heather

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 02/04/2003 15:49

With all the posts about a laptop, and a laptop HD.. I thought I'd post that I would like a lap dance. Requirments: Has to be female, and attractive (to my standards. Very important there.). Preffered: Brown hair, green eyes. Will settle for lighter hair, and blue eyes.


Sorry, I got out of the stripping business years ago. And my eyes are brown anywway.

But then again, you might think I'm ugly.
Posted by: foxtrot_xray

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 02/04/2003 18:39


Sorry, I got out of the stripping business years ago. And my eyes are brown anywway.
But then again, you might think I'm ugly.

I used to strip. But the paint thinner kept making me too lightheaded.

(There's a pun in there. Somwhere.)

Me.
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 04/04/2003 21:55

I used to strip. But the paint thinner kept making me too lightheaded.

(There's a pun in there. Somwhere.)


But given that it's a pun, the humour's been stripped away.
Posted by: tfabris

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 05/04/2003 01:19

Yeah, we wouldn't want to gloss over the truth, now would we? Everyone should brush up on the finer points of humor once in a while. Otherwise, life would be... dull and flat.
Posted by: mlord

Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. - 05/04/2003 08:08

[mine eyes glaze over at the thinly veneered attempts to gloss over a sticky subject]