Whatever next ?

Posted by: andy

Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:10

Ok, we've all seen http://www.giveboobs.com/ but we now have http://www.giveshlong.com/ as well...
Posted by: tonyc

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:13

Okay can someone summarize what those sites are for the benefit of those of us who are at work and don't want boobs and schlongs popping up on their computers?
Posted by: visuvius

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:17

LOL. my thoughts exactly.
Posted by: andy

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:21

Okay can someone summarize what those sites are for the benefit of those of us who are at work and don't want boobs and schlongs popping up on their computers?



These two boob and schlong free links will explain it all for you poor work impaired souls:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/28778.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/28858.html
Posted by: tonyc

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:25

"The length of my dork is in your hands!"

Oh man, that's funny.
Posted by: genixia

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:29

I think that the owner of these 2 sites is playing with fire wrt to the FBI and fraud. The site layout is identical, the writing the style is identical, and both smack of being completely false, with no indication that they are spoof sites.

Incidentally, the boob one has so far (according to the site itself) garned > $1100 in donations.

I think that the owner should be tracked down and forced to have *both* a boob and dick enlargement as penance. That would be poetic justice.
Posted by: andy

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:43

The boob site came first, the dick version is a recent parody of it. The writing style is identical because he's copied the text of the original and changed it to suit the new aim. The underlying HTML is different enough to suggest they were done by different people. They are registered with different registrars and hosted on different servers.

I know that doesn't prove anything, but I get the feeling that the boob one is for real.
Posted by: tonyc

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 11:49

the boob one is for real.

Too bad hers won't be.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 12:05

Okay, this is playing with fire, but, in general, would you (straight) guys prefer your girlfriend to have:
Posted by: genixia

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 12:09

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Posted by: tonyc

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 12:10

Hmm, viewing the poll works fine for me.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 12:32

damn funny.

For anyone else, read the boob site first because the shlong site is a parody of the boob site.
Posted by: Laura

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 17:42

I was surprised by the results of that poll. I guess I can take my website down now
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Whatever next ? - 14/01/2003 20:29

Not trying to be too off color, but you'll find that even porn starlets and ``feature dancers'' are not going the ``enhancement'' route these days. I don't know exactly the reason, but they used to say that they got them done because they made more money if they had bigger breasts, but I think they're realizing that that's not the case (anymore?).

Quality, not quantity.