Jew VS Christian Rap Showdown

Some college friends of mine recorded this biblical rap showdown between Moses and the Jews and St. Thomas Aquinas and the Christians.


An excerpt:

Moses:
You're just pissed, 'cause you ain't with the chosen people;
I got no equal; your testament's a second-rate sequel!

Aquinas:
Hold your manna, old man, only one MC can beat me,
My messiah’s message will mess you up neatly,
You got the hee-bee-gee-bees 'cause you know he be Jesus
My Lord is off the hea-sey, he cures sleazy diseases!


I thought it was great, but maybe that’s just because my roommate was Moses! You'll have to listen to find out who wins.

John

[Edit: Non-streaming version]

P.S. Note, meant only to be humorous, not to offend and/or incite religious warfare.

sounds like a rockin' good time to me!

biblical rap showdown

One of my favourite Alexei Sayle sketches is when he sings "Play That Funky Music, Jewish Boy" including the immortal lyric "Get down and boogie/And play something funky/For your mother".

Peter