today's funny reding

worth reading for a spell...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3020514069

Bitt is going to have a field day finding all of the run-on sentences and other assorted grammatical errors in that puppy. Funny stuff, though.

I bet it was all just a cheap ploy to get laid, since he's stuck at a male-dominated military college.

I've got enough Citadel indignation to begin with to even start thinking about grammatical errors. I might excuse it as stream of consciousness if I thought he'd ever heard of Joyce.

I love this, though:

I plan to be a screenwriter. And no, you cant hire me...yet.
...
it took me about as fast as I could type to write

As if what he wrote took much imagination or skill. Loser. Kids always think they're so much more precocious than they actually are. I bet he thinks he's on the same track as our man Hank.

(It was kinda funny in a whole ``too angry to be coherent'' way, though.)