With apologies to Aerosmith.

Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did Whittington do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Cheney was questioned
they found him without a brain
But man, he had it comin' Now that Cheney's got a gun
he ain't never gonna be the same.

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did Whittington do?
He whacked a little quail baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the
thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Whittington do?
It's Cheney's last I.O.U.
He had to take him down easy and put pellets in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.
He ain't never gonna be the same.

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun

When I heard that news, for some reason I was reminded of the old joke...

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

I don't think anyone needs to apologize to Aerosmith. If anything, they should be apologizing to us.

Naw, Steven made Liv. As far as I'm concerned, that gives him carte blanche for a lot of stuff, musical or otherwise. Mmmm, Liv....

A result!

A start?

BTW, my daily news consists of Engadget, so what's up recently in politics to prompt the original message?

Our vice president accidentally shot a hunting buddy while trying to shoot quail.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm

Dan?

Mmmmm, peppered.

Accident report here, pretty interesting for nosey people like me:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/images/02/14/CheneyAccidentReport.ap.pdf

Did I hear correctly that the man has now had a heart attack from one of the pellets?

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Did I hear correctly that the man has now had a heart attack from one of the pellets?

Yes, but no time to worry about that now, there is a much more dire situation brewing:



How's he feeling? My guess: better than the guy who got shot in the face.