empeg and catnip!

Posted by: Fogduck

empeg and catnip! - 01/12/2000 00:58

Kitty's New Crack

[W]here is your digital camera when you need it. my cat has been staring at my empeg on the desk for about a half hour now. he's mezmerized... its the ShapeScope Rippler visual going currently.

does prolux do anything with mice?

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Posted by: Roger

Re: empeg and catnip! - 01/12/2000 04:01

Actually, you've hit the nail on the head. Our entire visual development strategy revolves around laboratory mice.

Essentially what happens is this:

1. We get a really big experimental maze with a glass top. This is fitted with speakers.
2. We put a couple of hundred lab mice in it.
3. We then play music really loud and film the movement of the mice.
4. We try to model their behaviour in software.

The different visuals come from the differing levels of stimulants (coffee, sugar, etc.) and depressants (U.S. Election/U.K. Flooding coverage) the mice are given before the experiment.

It costs quite a lot, but we spare no expense to bring you the best visuals possible.

ObDisclaimer: No animals were harmed during the making of this software.

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Roger - not necessarily speaking for empeg
Posted by: ricin

Re: empeg and catnip! - 01/12/2000 11:22

My cat does the same thing, swating at the visuals too. Of course, he does the same thing with the lights on the switch, so I don't think it takes much to amuse him.

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Posted by: eternalsun

Re: empeg and catnip! - 01/12/2000 13:45

That sounds like the title of a trashy porn flick.

Calvin

Posted by: Fogduck

Re: empeg and catnip! - 03/12/2000 01:50

> That sounds like the title of a trashy porn flick.

It does? Maybe I can finally quit my day job...





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Posted by: xavyer

Re: empeg and catnip! - 03/12/2000 04:14

starring 'Fogd*ck'



Posted by: eternalsun

Re: empeg and catnip! - 03/12/2000 18:34

Well, if you switch two of Fogduck's letters....... there you have it.

Calvin