Brotherly Love
Posted by: Josh
Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:06
Just thought I'd let you all know that despite sharing the same parents as Hugo, and many of my childhood memories, I still have not been given any preferential treatment at all and am somewhere near the 2,500 mark in line to receive one. I cry myself to sleep at night........
Posted by: altman
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:29
You're just bitter because you're not as short as I am ;)
Hugo
Posted by: Josh
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:32
You're just short because you're not as bitter as I am.
Josh
Posted by: mac
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:34
You're just bitter because you're not as short as I am ;)
No one is as short as you, Hugo!
--
Mike Crowe
I may not be speaking on behalf of empeg above :-)
Posted by: altman
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:48
So, the more bitter I am, the taller I am? Does this make basketball players very bitter people?
Hugo
Posted by: Josh
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 09:52
Extremely. Have you seen them when they lose a game? On the other hand, 98% of people who drink Murphy's are under five foot, because, like their Murphy's, they're not bitter. (Maybe that's why Murphy's called stout???). Hmm.....
Posted by: altman
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 10:57
Oy! Are you calling me stout? Aaaaahhhtside, nah!
Hugo
Posted by: borgcube
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 12:43
Humm. I like this Josh guy. I like Murpy's, but happen not to be stout, should I switch to Scotch seeing as I am just short? ;)
Posted by: 0sb0rne
Re: Brotherly Love - 26/07/1999 23:04
Can I have both your empeg's whilst you are outside scrapping then please :o)
Definately an interesting theory about the murphy's drinkers... although a lot of women drink murphy's ;o)
- Given two theories.... pick the one that sounds funniest -
Posted by: Josh
Re: Brotherly Love - 27/07/1999 02:52
That's why women are all so short: Short-sighted, short-tempered, short memories .......
Posted by: altman
Re: Brotherly Love - 27/07/1999 06:09
Hmm, that sounds bitter. There there, I'll see if I can get you an engineering prototype empeg to improve your life. It won't keep your bed warm though (unless you take it to bed with you).
Hugo
Posted by: tanstaafl.
Re: Brotherly Love - 27/07/1999 15:33
"...keep your bed warm..."? Does this mean there's an overheating problem you haven't told us about, Hugo?
"There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"
Posted by: altman
Re: Brotherly Love - 27/07/1999 16:14
It all depends on how cold your bed is to begin with.
Of course, it won't warm your bed from the car. That *would* be an overheating problem ;)
Hugo
Posted by: Josh
Re: Brotherly Love - 28/07/1999 03:44
Don't worry. I'll wait my turn like everyone else. Hope everythings going well, meanwhile I'll try to get out more.
Josh