Googlisms

What Googlism says about the empeg:

empeg is not online
empeg is primarily to satisfy the urge to do so
empeg is configured for remote logins
empeg is a pull
empeg is perhaps unique among head units in this respect
empeg is docked in the cage or using the ac power adapter
empeg is powered up
empeg is the stick controller and on top of that to the right is the de
...

All I know is that my empeg is definitely primarily to satisfy my urge to do so.

- trs

My favorites;
empeg is the strongarm/linux based car mp3 player that is making me want to break several of the 10 commandments
empeg is *not* for sale
empeg is still cooler than you

...and although not strictly correct, I'm impressed that this got in there,
empeg is the saa7705h

Heh, then there's the googlism for Tony:

tfabris is right

*edit*
I was attempting to put in people's names who I knew were on the internet. Apparently it had a couple for mine, but it only had Tony's screen name I haven't been able to find many other people's names.

ferretboy is right
ferretboy is an ignoramus

hmmm. . . not quite sure how to put that together.

I haven't been able to find many other people's names.

peter hartley is still unfit

Peter

loren cox is my fucking hero
loren cox is about 100 or so miles closer to tier's xmtr than to belfast ny

lol. i have no idea where either of those came from.

Hero...
100 miles closer

For all your base:

all your base is probably one of the most well
all your base is gay
all your base is not funny
all your base is now officially out of hand
all your base is a communist plot
all your base is hereby over

The accurate 'ism is #17 on that one.

- trs

EDIT: a little further down - this is highly appropriate:

all your base is beloning to the us

tfabris is right

OMG that is so hilarious.

of course butter gets a ton of hits. Here are some of my favorites

butter is good
butter is effective for relief and treatment of acne scars
butter is in
butter is very homosexual

*wha? how do they figure?*

butter is not a cause

*nor am I a solution*

butter is not for everyone
butter is the breakfast of champions
butter is a four

*Thats just cruel. I would like to think I am at least a 7.*

butter is alive

*duh.*

butter is so white and clean that it is literally edible

*see! if i look good enough to eat I should at least be a 7*

butter is not only for those of african descent though
butter is expected to reach a record 800 million pounds

*Looks like my diet starts today*

butter is 100 percent fat
butter is a high

*I wonder if thats from "taking the pot" in my youth?*

WTF is going on here:

andy marriott is flying to cardiff today to meet bobby gould and discuss a possible move to ninian park

andy marriott is probably the latter

andy marriott is having talks with cardiff chairman sam hammam over a £300

andy marriott is all set to sign a permanent deal at wigan athletic

and there's me thinking the only other andy marriott is a radio presenter.

Googlism for: drakino

drakino is the founder of the b5 starcraft clan
drakino is full of role
drakino is the differences between men and women's marriage patterns

That site still scares me.

My real name didn't come up with anything accurate.

For G.W.:

george bush is a monkey

- trs

Searching for "dubya" is even funnier...

Ha ha ha - one of my favs:

dubya is laying the groundwork for an insanity plea

- trs

Apparently, "dignan17 is looking for ideas for his project to build a pc based mp3 jukebox"

I wasn't aware I was such a dissatisfied empeg owner!

*edit*
I'm also kinda suprised that that is the only thing it found for me. I mean, I use this screen name all over the internet, with upwards of 5000 posts on 5 or 6 message boards, and all it came up with was for something that I think was about 3 years ago? Strange

I think it just looks for the phrase "%s is" on Google, or something similar. I don't think there's much intelligence behind it.

Googlism for: ass

ass is a portal
ass is a weblog
ass is earth
ass is history
ass is that what


It gets indecent from there on in.
-Zeke

Yeah, that's what I figured. The reason I was suprised was that it didn't turn up more than that.

Anyway, I liked the ones for my name:
matt is a crazy bastard
matt is a lazy bastard
matt is no match for frank horrigan <- my second favorite
matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel <- my favorite
matt is the michael jordan of music <- I'm honored!
matt is a badass pimp
matt is staying alone in a hand
matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff
matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana
matt is coached by russian michael khmel and managed by the shadow
matt is confused by the human world and he thinks that an ice cube is a wonderful jewel he lost when he put it in his pocket
matt is a work in progress
matt is likewise made a target
matt is a hippie long hair
matt is a bad american
matt is cool too cool for you
matt is

These were among hundreds of results. Why so many? Well:

matt is a ridiculously common name

Googlism for: yz33d

yz33d is just a kid

ass is a portal
It gets indecent from there on in.

No further comment

Gee, mine said

laura white is a f**king idiot

I kind of feel that way today.

It gets me confused with my software:

mark cushman is an imap webmail server written in php

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about me yet.

I feel so special.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Most people don't want Google to know too much about them.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Most people don't want Google to know too much about them.

That was my point. Kinda hard to hide with that name.

lucas is nowadays the most important tourist center of the peninsula of baja california
lucas is continuing his fight for an $11
lucas is too sexy for his haori
lucas is batman view the resemblences
lucas is looking for people hello i used to lived
lucas is mailed phantom edit zap2it
lucas is tired
lucas is an opportunistic hack
lucas is smiling
lucas is reading
lucas is god
lucas is the force on seattle's "d"
lucas is too playful and would knock small kids down
lucas is now on the world wide web

and then there is a bunch of stuff related to George Lucas and Star Wars ofcourse

Some incorrect facts about dave clark:
dave clark is a good example
dave clark is a millionaire
dave clark is ok with this
dave clark is a good musician

Some that are more fact than opinion:
dave clark is mean and moody thoughout
dave clark is a glutton for punishment
dave clark is a really cool guy who does really cool things for a living
dave clark is a semi
dave clark is the greatest player in the history of baseball
dave clark is not quite ready for prime time
dave clark is not the creator of tcp/ip
dave clark is roughly accurate
dave clark is going to look into having chuck bauer <- Uhhhh, they need to finish this sentnce!!! This is the only one that really is about me, he was a guest speaker at my bass fishing club last year.

And last, but not least...
dave clark is so handsome OK that one is referring to me as well...

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about me yet.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

No, Googlism said that like it was a bad thing.



kinda scary that they had to throw in the "yet"



- trs

ninti is ready to shine forth from the nuwaubian woman

My real name got a couple more hits:

scott is clinton's white house mistress

scott is gay
scott is weak on the top
scott is lame
scott is a pain in the
scott is a scammer
scott is a prick
scott is a big poopyhead
scott is fit to die
And finally,
scott is executed by injection

And my favorite:
scott is

How unkind...

fusto is a small portly man with a lisp and a penchant for gaudy robes

Kinda hard to hide with that name.

Bitt Faulk doesn't show up, either, or wfaulk, and I've been on the net for about thirteen years. I guess I've been keeping my head down.

jesus is cool
yep

jesus is god or he's not
Kind of hard to argue with, however still true no matter what name you put in.

jesus is better than santa
New one to me... True... but new.

jesus is an anarchist
ok... that one's out of here.

muzza is a framework visualisation tool developed in 2001 by tim field of the mathematical and computer sciences department at victoria university

and I thought Tony was the robot

muzza is wearing blue overalls with a patch over one knee

am I on candid camera?

muzza is more than a nude tarantula

I sould hope so!

muzza is becoming part of folklore with state rangers throughout victoria

My reputation precedes me, But I havn't been to Victoria much

muzza is the sexiest player alive
muzza is so hot

well, shucks

muzza is

and there I was, trapped in an existential quandry.

muzza is a shy boy and doesn't like his picture on the web
muzza is i believe a big newtronics fan
muzza is probably right
muzza is still
muzza is ranked 35 and has played for 1d1h37m in 45 days real name
muzza is the new sex on wheels
muzza is everything but wrong
muzza is the baby of the family
muzza is from
muzza is from austrailia

mmm. so true. I wonder if austrailia is close to Australia?

Bitt Faulk doesn't show up, either, or wfaulk, and I've been on the net for about thirteen years.

So, I guess you're with the Grammar Secret Police, huh?

- trs

found nothing on frog51 or rory alsop, so:

rory is cool
rory is still getting better and is getting bigger and stronger as well
rory is reportedly performing in another george hickenlooper film
rory is more adventurous and fun with jess
rory is the king of the kids
rory is a man of mystery

They all seem good. I like this Googlism

rory is afraid
rory is quite a handful
rory is quite capable of learning in the right environment
rory is having a horrible time
rory is an ex
rory is gone

erm...not so good

rory is still here

Phew!

rory is like the innocent one
rory is not always easy

I probably disagree with those

rory is the kind of girl who is more interested in academic pursuits and reading madame bovary than worrying about clothes and boys

No I'm not!

rory is our loving tribute to fifties science
rory is also named citizen of the month
rory is known and sought after for his powerful ?one
rory is powerful
rory is the best

heh - excellent!

rory is a committed terrorist

I don't think I like the way this is going!!

rory is on a personal crusade against the people of the empire of tanturak and is hellbound to overthrow the state
rory is a banshee and if you don't know what a banshee is

I was right - this is just scary
But this is my favourite:

rory is one of the worlds greatest lovers possessed of amazing powers of sexual magnetism which are enough to light up a

It doesn't like me...

philip is a shitty name
philip is gay
philip is desperate to try and kisses chloe again
philip is scratching the horse with a spade
philip is an african caribbean canadian writer
philip is now working on death in bayswater
philip is the son of "fishbones" and the "brother of "blue moon bo"

john is miss anguilla 2002/2003
john is easy to please by frank gannon
john is almost 100 percent certain he wasn'ta woman yesterday

uh...those are just a little scary

frank gannon pleases you, and apparently I'm no match for frank horrigan.

I love this site

boxer is exquisitely styled in a luxurious fabric set off by shimmering stripes

Now you know why I don't have a picture!