November can't come soon enough for me.

Posted by: tfabris

November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 16:38

http://www.biomedcentral.com/news/20040303/04

Damn, it's only March.
Posted by: loren

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 16:56

I seriously hope there will be blood in the streets if that sonofafucker gets re-elected. I'll be there with more cowbell.
Posted by: lastdan

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 16:57

I am counting the freaking days
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 17:11

So are my taxes gonna go down if he doesn't get re-elected ?
Posted by: lastdan

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 17:29

another good question is 'will anyone be able to restore the rights that have been taken away?'

today at lunch a very serious looking guy in a Hawaiian shirt stepped up to my front counter (at work) and informed me that he would be taking one of my employees away because he needs to talk to him. oh really? I asked. out came the badge. department of homeland security. HFS !!!.
sure enough he was already cuffed and stuffed into the back of a ford.
I got a call from him a few hours later telling me that they we're shipping him off to Arizona for questioning. he was rather upset. needless to say.
an hour later he called back to say they had made a mistake (my bad doesn't cut it) and had let him go. 50 miles away, but that's better than anything else I could imagine.

now I don't know what I'm more afraid of. my personal security or the ones that insure it.
Posted by: brendanhoar

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 18:13

Whoa. If you end up being able to tell more about that story, please do.

-brendan
Posted by: lastdan

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 18:26

he just got back. he had to get a ride from about 50 miles away. they asked him a bunch of crap, told him to call his work and family to tell them he'll be gone for 'some time'. then after an hour he over heard them say 'we can't hold him'.
he was on the street in five minutes. they said they were sorry for the inconvenience. I sent him home for the day to decompress. I keep trying to think of something witty to write, but just can't seem to make light of it yet.

Cuba. there, that's real funny.
Posted by: Phoenix42

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 18:34

...and they just dropped him off on the side of the road???
Posted by: loren

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 19:31

Search around, there are stories like this all over the place. It's fucking lunacy. I can't believe people are whining about taxes when there's things that are about a billion times more important to worry about.
Posted by: ninti

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 20:18

> I can't believe people are whining about taxes when there's things that are about a billion times more important to worry about.

People are short-sighted and stupid. They think it can't happen to them and that only criminals need fear a loss of rights and only seem to care about how much money they will get next year. Basically, this election will come down to one thing: if the economy improves Bush will get re-elected, if it doesn't he won't. And that is such a sad indication of how screwed up this country is.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 20:32

I guess I feel having more than I pay for rent taken from me every year is important. If I didn't have to pay such high taxes I could afford to buy a house and only work one job. Also I think the world would be a better place if the federal government was much much smaller.

Like with this example I am guessing the part you guys are mad about is the person that was canned supported stem cell research and bush didn't so he got rid of her. Well I would rather not have the government have anything to do with it and if a private company wants to do it go for it wouldn't that be better ? Then it wouldn't matter who is in the white house.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:00

In the push for profitability basic research isn't done in the private sector. Companies which spend money on things which won't impact the bottom line in the next year or two but which might have actual positive impact on society cause lawsuits.

If you want to pretend otherwise, do so, but it's still pretending.

You'd rather have money than rights, good for you, but if you're not careful you may end up with neither.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:03

And for what it's worth I think my overall tax burden would pay off my house in under 2 years, but if you flush everything taxes pay for, what good would that be?

Posted by: brendanhoar

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:04

> If I didn't have to pay such high taxes I could afford to
> buy a house and only work one job.

If you bought a house, you'd be paying considerably less in taxes...

-brendan
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:13

Yeah people tell me that I would be able to deduct the interest but then I would have to pay property taxes so would I come out ahead.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:14

I'd have to check, but I think the property tax is also deductable.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:14

You'd rather have money than rights, good for you, but if you're not careful you may end up with neither.

That doesn't make sense to me I feel higher taxes means bigger government which means less freedom.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:17

That doesn't make sense to me I feel higher taxes means bigger government which means less freedom.


All you need to take away rights is an authoritarian police force. You don't need a big government to buy one. If you do that you can start ignoring other services.

You can feel whatever you like. You still have the right to be wrong
Posted by: siberia37

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:37

They might- but then all your taxes would go to paying down the national debt.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:40

All you need to take away rights is an authoritarian police force.

You mean we don't have that already
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 11/03/2004 21:45

It's certainly not as good as it's been in the past, but no, not yet.
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 12/03/2004 01:12

Article
Geez, you think that's bad? Did you read the Salon article by the Pentagon insider?

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/03/10/osp_moveon/
Posted by: mschrag

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 12/03/2004 04:40

As far as taxes go, there is a huge deficit and it's getting bigger. Something has to be done about that. You can either raise taxes or you can cut the size of government. Bush /cut/ taxes and /increased/ the size of government. Something's gotta give. Tax cuts aren't free money -- you gotta pay for everything somehow.

On the deductible mortgage interest side of things, it's a HUGE tax break to own a house. Unless you live somewhere that has ridiculous property taxes (which is possible -- I don't know where you are), it's completely worth it. I literally save thousands in taxes every year because of my mortgage. Not to mention your house is also an investment, so while you're paying your mortgage, the value of your house is also increasing at the same time. Basically, it's just a good idea all around to buy a house. If one of your jobs offers a 401k, I would do that too. And you should consider starting your own business on the side -- do /anything/ it doesn't matter. The US tax system is designed to reward entrepreneurship. A world of write-offs opens up to you when you have your own business -- your home office (which includes % of mortgage interest again, % of utilities, etc), business-related purchases, etc. Not to mention you might actually be able to make some money out of whatever you decide to do. Of course you're working two jobs, so I don't know how feasible this one would be for you, but it's something to keep in the back of your mind.

ms
Posted by: tanstaafl.

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 12/03/2004 19:13

I literally save thousands in taxes every year because of my mortgage

And of course that more than pays for the tens of thousands of dollars you pay your mortgage lender in interest, doesn't it?

tanstaafl.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 12/03/2004 20:25

No, but it beats paying your landlord's interest and getting no writeoff.
Posted by: mschrag

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 13/03/2004 08:43

Actually, my house appreciated almost twice my interest rate ... now it probably won't do that every year, but when I look at the full amount I am paying at the end (with interest) compared to what this house + land will probably be worth in 30 years, it almost certainly will be worth more. Not to mention if you comparing it to the alternative (i.e. renting), you're basically just paying someone else's mortgage with zero benefits.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 13/03/2004 08:53

Yeah, but you end up owning a valuable piece of property. If owning a dwelling weren't more cost-effective than renting one, landlords would be out of business, wouldn't they?
Posted by: bonzi

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 13/03/2004 09:05

Speaking of MoveOn, have you noticed thinly veiled threats from RNC to TV stations broadcasting 'Bush in 30 seconds' ads? Mentioning their FCC licenses sounds ominous...
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 01:03

No, hadn't seen that, thanks for the link. I think the media is finally starting to wise up to the fact that it's fallen down on the job of calling Bush & Co. on their lies. At least, I *hope* it is.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 01:41

As far as taxes go, there is a huge deficit and it's getting bigger. Something has to be done about that. You can either raise taxes or you can cut the size of government. Bush /cut/ taxes and /increased/ the size of government. Something's gotta give. Tax cuts aren't free money -- you gotta pay for everything somehow.


I understand that which is why I want smaller government.

I work for Ricoh and they have 401k which I participate in I also work for Dominos and I actually report all the tips I get if I really wanted to cut my taxes I could be like all the other people working there and not report anything. One guy has been working there full time for twenty years and has never reported a dime. (full time delivery driver would make about 32K per year)

I keep hearing I can deduct things pruchased for work and mileage but I the tax system is so ungodly complicated I don't think anyone really understands it and I am afraid if I do something wrong I won't find out about it for ten years and will be expected to pay loan shark like interest. I know one person this happened to they lost their house and everything they had because an accountant messed up and was long gone by the time the government figured it out.

I'm in Minnesota I think the prices for the houses here are over inflated because I look at the same type of house in other states an they are cheaper. I looked at some for about 150K and the property tax is listed for about 1300 I don't know how that compares to other states I didn't look at that.
I always thought you had to pay more taxes when you own your own business like 15% social security instead of 7.5 and have to pay quarterly. I suppose if you do it part time maybe that doesn't amount to much. My dad has his own small business and I know he sure has to pay a lot.

I also keep thinking about moving to another state that has no state income tax (like Texas they just need to change the weather ) but i'm sure they make up for it with something else.
Posted by: brendanhoar

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 02:32

For what it's worth, I didn't mean to sound like I was jumping on you about being able to have more money by buying a house.

It generally means a tighter budget, but at least you get to keep the worth of much of what you spend on it.

Most people I know (I'd say over 95%) fudge on tips at least a bit.

With the story about the friend who lost his house, I have a better understanding for your position on smaller government.

Texas makes up for the lack of state income tax with the abundance of big hair.

-brendan
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 12:18

Texas makes up for the lack of state income tax with the abundance of big hair.
California makes up for its high state income tax with the abundance of big boobs.

Too bad the housing prices here in LA are astronomical. A small, one bedroom "fixer-upper" is about $350K.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 13:30

I understand that which is why I want smaller government.


Yet earlier you suggested you'd vote for Bush, implying you want it only in a vague abstract sense.

I keep hearing I can deduct things pruchased for work and mileage but I the tax system is so ungodly complicated I don't think anyone really understands it and I am afraid if I do something wrong I won't find out about it for ten years and will be expected to pay loan shark like interest.


Well, if you think you could save something, maybe a tax preparer could help.

I'm in Minnesota I think the prices for the houses here are over inflated because I look at the same type of house in other states an they are cheaper.


If you think so you could move. Of course, you'll offer some excuse, and so I'll just start now by reminding you that some of the price is location. Cheaper elsewhere, that's the tradeoff, if you can't make the tradeoff, it's not actually cheaper.

I also keep thinking about moving to another state that has no state income tax (like Texas they just need to change the weather ) but i'm sure they make up for it with something else.


Sales tax, or use tax. The money has to come from somewhere.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 13:56

I voted for him the first time and he turned out to be a big spender but i'm sure John Kerry wouldn't be any better in that respect. So I should vote for the libertarian canidate but that's like a vote for Ralph Nader.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 14:31

Only way to know if John Kerry will turn out any better is to oust Bush.
Posted by: 753

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 18:35

moving to another state that has no state income tax [...] but i'm sure they make up for it with something else

Sales tax, or use tax.

You guys are lucky to be able to choose between the two. We have both and to top it off the progressive kind.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 14/03/2004 19:40

Well, no matter where you live you have national income tax; The question is whether you also have it from the state. Most, but not all, states have sales tax. Use tax is another question entirely.

I'd not whine if we had progressive taxes.
Posted by: tanstaafl.

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 15/03/2004 21:54

Yeah, but you end up owning a valuable piece of property. If owning a dwelling weren't more cost-effective than renting one, landlords would be out of business, wouldn't they?


You make a good point, but it's more complicated than that.

A common mistake that people make is taking the point of view that "...renting instead of buying, you're just throwing your money away." In fact, you are receiving value for that money: You have a roof over your head, shelter, a place to live.

As for cost effectiveness... Let's say you're looking at a $150,000 house with an 8% mortgage for 20 years. 10% down payment.

Rough numbers, you're looking at about $1025 month in payments, with total interest coming to about $108,000 on the $135,000 principal. Let's add another $100 a month for property taxes, and another $100 a month for utilities, and another $100 a month for insurance, and another $75 a month for repair and upkeep (for example, about the time your mortgage is finished, your roof will be too). So, figure $1400 a month you're paying to have a roof over your head and eventual ownership of that roof and everything underneath it.

Chances are you could rent a comparable house or condominium or whatever for about $900 a month, saving you $500 a month.

Take the $15,000 down payment you were going to use to start your mortgage and start an investment account that will return 8% anual interest compounded monthly. Add the extra $500 that you're saving each month by renting instead of paying a mortgage, and what do you have to show for it?

Well, you don't have that "valuable piece of property" that might be worth more, or might be worth less than the $150,000 purchase price. Sometimes real estate values go up, sometimes they go down, and remember, that property is now well used and 20 years old!

I guess all you have to show for your rental is 20 years of shelter, and, darn it, I know there was something else, oh, yes! $370,375.65 that, due to the marvels of compound interrest, is now sitting in your investment account.

Now, there are positive intangibles to buying a home -- pride of ownership, privacy, security, knowing that some landlord can't kick you out on the street, being able to own any pet you want, etc. But, there are also positive intangibles to being a renter, like when the toilet overflows or the furnace quits and it's 10 below zero outside it's the landlord's problem, not yours. Remember the old joke? "Hey, you gonna play golf this weekend, or do you own your own home?"

The choice of renting vs buying is NOT the obvious, no-brainer decision that most people think it is.

tanstaafl.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 15/03/2004 22:10

When we looked at buying vs. renting, for a comperable living space the payments were always lower for buying. Of course, that doesn't take into account the added costs of owning a home.

For us buying a house wasn't an investment, though. We wanted a house and it was more afforadable to buy one (in this town anyway). If we wanted to stick with an apartment, however, we could have gotten off much cheaper.
Posted by: genixia

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 15/03/2004 23:07

Can you find me an example of the price of an 'average house' decreasing over a 20 year period?
Although house prices certainly fluctuate down as well as up, most people wait out price drops rather than selling (often trapped by negative equity) so during a period of depressed prices fewer houses are sold. Conversely, when prices are rising people tend to believe that they will keep rising and that increased risk means increased returns, hence more houses are sold.
These effects effectively ensure that average house prices always increase over the long term.
Obviously there are always exceptions. Houses at the extreme end of the market are more susceptible to market forces. (Co-incidentally that's why you should not extend your house to be the biggest in its neighborhood - you'd be better off moving to an average house in a neighborhood of larger houses)
Remember also, that $370K will be worth far less than it is today. I'd bet also that the $150K house would be worth $500K.

With all that in mind, you did make an interesting and compelling case for considering renting. One point that you really didn't hammer on is that a house is a big committment. It costs time and money to buy and sell a house which eats into short term gains and exacerbates short term losses. If you are in a career or have a persona that demands frequent moves then these costs will certainly mount - and riding out an equity trap by becoming a long-distance landlord is not always a good solution either.
Posted by: tonyc

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 15/03/2004 23:32

With all that in mind, you did make an interesting and compelling case for considering renting.
I agree, and as someone who's paying out the nose for renting, it makes me feel a lot better. At a time when the low interest rates are causing sellers to demand ridiculous sums of money for even the slummiest of homes, buying certainly doesn't make sense for me right now.

However, I think one minor flaw in Doug's otherwise brilliant case is that with a mortgage, you more or less know what your monthly payment will be for the duration of the payoff period. In this case, it ends up costing $336,000 or so after the 20 years. But with rentals, you're subject to a rent increase nearly every year, especially if you're in a "hot" area where everyone wants to live. I don't know if those rent increases are typically high enough to erase the 8% yield of the hypothetical investment or not, but it certainly eats into it enough to make one seriously consider buying.... Doesn't it? (Says the guy who knows nothing about math and even less about economics.)
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 00:29

Can you find me an example of the price of an 'average house' decreasing over a 20 year period?


How do you scope average? Certainly many inner-ring suburbs would qualify, if average isn't nationwide or whatever.
Posted by: Daria

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 00:31

As for cost effectiveness... Let's say you're looking at a $150,000 house with an 8% mortgage for 20 years. 10% down payment.


Are interest rates up that much already?

Rough numbers, you're looking at about $1025 month in payments, with total interest coming to about $108,000 on the $135,000 principal. Let's add another $100 a month for property taxes,


My $53k house has ~$900 annually in property taxes; $100/mo sounds low but I suppose it depends where.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 04:03

Hm, then how all this plays out for landlords? Lower cost of capital (relative to mortgage)? Cheaper upkeep due to economy of scales? Nah, those differences are probably too small.

How would you compare the cost of buying a house vs. building one? That might be the answer. Here in Croatia it is not uncommon that gross margin for builders who sell new houses (or, more often, condos) runs as high as 40%. (The price for a decent new condo, unfurnished but with central heating (rarely air-conditioning) and bathroom fixtures, is typically $120-$150 per square foot.)
Posted by: jmwking

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 09:42

As for cost effectiveness... Let's say you're looking at a $150,000 house with an 8% mortgage for 20 years. 10% down payment.
In the US, the interest payment on a mortgage is deductible from your taxable income (IANATA). In the first few years of a mortgage, payments are almost entirely interest and thus almost entirely tax deductible, so that your $1025 per month results in about a $12,000 reduction in taxable income. If a home buyer is paying about 30% in state and federal income taxes, that's about $3600 in taxes not paid, so the $1025 monthly mortgage payment is effectively reduced to $725 for the first several years. The tax code is extremely biased towards home ownership.

-jk
Posted by: blitz

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 10:17

$120-$150 per square foot... and bathroom fixtures

Wow! For that kind of money them throwing in indoor plumbing is nice.
Posted by: JBjorgen

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 12:51

Good points Doug,

But you also have to take into account where in the country you are. In Hartsville, SC, an apartment costs me about $550/mo. I am buying a 1500 sq ft house in good condition (new septic system, new heating and AC, roof is only 6 yrs old) for $92,500. I locked in my interest rate at 4.625% for a 30 year mortgage and paid 5% down. My payment comes to $633/mo including insurance, PMI and property tax. I'm not going to add in utilities, because I'd have to pay them in an apartment anyway. We'll add $67/mo for upkeep and make it an even $700.

So I take my roughly $5000 and start an investment account that will return 4.625% annual interest compounded monthly. Add that extra $150 I'm "saving" each month by not paying my mortgage. Now subtract the between $3000 and $4000 that I get to deduct from my taxes for the first 15 years. If I'm in a 15% tax bracket, that ends up about $525 less taxes.

Here's where I am at the end of 30 years. If I rent I end up with a grand total of $114,319.65 in my investment account. Not only do I not own a house, but I don't even have enough to buy the house that I bought before due to appreciation.

If I buy, I own a house. In addition, my area is fortunate enough to enjoy 3.49% housing appreciation right now. At the end of 30 years at that rate, my house is worth $258,876.92. We'll deduct $10,000 for major improvements and expenses outside the normal maintenance over the years, and call it $248,876.92 I also get to decorate any way that I'd like, tear down a wall if I don't like it anymore (did that two weekends ago), run network cabling through the walls, have my chocolate lab as an inside dog (who as an added bonus, has half an acre to play in the back yard.)

In my situation, I'd be an idiot not to buy.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 13:02

Here's where I am at the end of 30 years.
Only if you make it that long, though. I'm a bit bitter because we bought a house and had to sell within two years because I lost my job and had to move to a new city. So even though our house appreciated in value, due to closing costs we lost a ton of money.

I think there are better investements than owning a home, espeically depending on where you live (here in Texas and especially San Antonio it's VERY economical to buy a home- it's almost a no brainer). Hower, the point is that it is more than an investment. If what you want (and not everyone does) is a backyard, freedom to do whatever you want to it (which, by the way, isn't necessarily true- I can't knock out a wall or put up a new one without first consulting with the city), and all of the other joys that come with owning a home, then I'd say there's a strong posibility buying a home is the right thing to do. However, if you like the convenience of renting and the lack of responsiblity, there's a lot to be said for that too.

I personally enjoy having my own little piece of the world that I call my own (though at this point it really belongs to Wells Fargo except for a door handle or two ).
Posted by: andy

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 15:10

my area is fortunate enough to enjoy 3.49% housing appreciation right now

He have crazy house price appreciation in the UK at the moment. Our house has gone up 15% every year since we moved in in 2000. We started off with £25,000 capital and we currently have about £160,000

The housing market in the UK is a bit mad. I know people who sold their houses and moved into rented houses two years ago because they thought property prices were going to crash, big mistake. If we do get a price crash at some point I will probably buy a property to rent out, I don't really trust pensions so I would like some investment somewhere else.
Posted by: tanstaafl.

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 16/03/2004 21:54

Can you find me an example of the price of an 'average house' decreasing over a 20 year period?

Yes.

Housing prices are cyclical, depending on the economy and supply and demand. In Alaska in the 1970's during the construction of the trans-Alaska pipeline, many houses sold for nearly double what the same house brings today. Some banks went under when the pipeline boom ended and hordes of people walked away from their mortgages, being a hundred thousand dollars or more upside down.

I think it is highly unlikely that the grossly inflated housing prices in the high-demand areas of California are going to stay. California as a state is in so much economical trouble that it is not inconceivable that it could see financial collapse. What will happen to the real estate market then?

Ask your grandparents what happened to property values across this country in 1930.

You "youngsters" think that property values only go up, because that's all you've ever seen. I'm here to tell you that it just ain't so!

Now, I have spoken to a few people about this topic since I made my first post last night, and there are two holes in my logic that some folks on this bbs have approached but not hit directly.

1) My suggested interest rates are high based on the market situation today. However, in my defense, the key word in the previous sentence is "today". I vividly remember being grateful that my mortage rate was only 11% when new fixed-rate mortgages (if you could even get one) were going at 18-20%, and some people who chose variable rate mortgages (remember those? Prime rate +x%) were as high as 24%. Historically, 8% might not be that much out of line. The same arguments apply for my suggested 8% rate of return on the investment account. You won't get that today without high risk. But 20 years ago you could have gotten that much or better putting your money in a bank savings account.

2) I'm told that my estimation of rental cost was too low -- that to rent the equivalent of the hypothetical $150K house would cost more than $900 a month. I have no good feel for this -- it has been nearly 30 years since the last time I rented, and I have no good idea of what it's like to do so today. My $900 was just a wild guess, and I might be justifiably called to task for it.

There is a long-held rule of thumb that from a landlord's perspective, you should try to set the monthly rental price at 1% of the value of the building. If that is what is truly happening in real life, then my arguments lack merit.

tanstaafl.
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: November can't come soon enough for me. - 17/03/2004 01:50

So I take my roughly $5000 and start an investment account that will return 4.625% annual interest compounded monthly.
If that's all you're getting on your investment account, you need to consider some different investments. The S&P500 averages out to about an 11% gain per year, despite the bubbles and busts. While I think it's entirely possible to beat that (my annualized 401k returns are several percentage points higher than the S&P500 returns), you certainly shouldn't be doing any worse than the market. Try running those numbers again with 11%, and see how much cash you end up with.

In my situation, I'd be an idiot not to buy.
Agreed. Wish I could do the same here in LA.