Personal Slave Chicken

Posted by: belezeebub

Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 10:49

Not sure what worries me more about this link
http://subservientchicken.com/

1. The fact that someone though it was a good idea
2. The Fact Burger King indorses it
3. The Fact that there are a Huge Number of “Commands” that work
4. The Fact that I found it easy.
Posted by: andym

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 11:12

3. The Fact that there are a Huge Number of “Commands” that work

Funny, 'shit on the television' didn't work. Oh well....
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 11:13

As Blue pointed out, the command "choke" works...
Posted by: ithoughti

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 11:51

what the hell?

that is one of the most F'ed up things I've seen in a looong time.

I am starting to think that most people in this world are seriously mentally ill.


there have got to be some secret commands in there


ha ha! type in 'wendys'
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 11:55

No kidding. And it really freaked me out when you see the mask up close. That's one evil-looking chicken

*edit*
What the heck is that on the bottom left of the picture? It looks like a bear trap or something. I entered "What's on the floor?" I can't tell you exactly what his answer was. I can say that it only confused me more... (if you try it you may need to try more than once...)
Posted by: ithoughti

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 12:07

yeah, it definately doesn't do the same thing every time you type in the same command.

lame.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 12:22

This reminds me of the great fun I used to have giving commands to Kings Quest and other Sierra characters.

>Take Ladder
You pickup the ladder and put it in your pocket
Ouch!
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 12:22

http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList
Posted by: Whitey

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 12:37

Should I feel guilty for taking an hour to play with this chicken at the expense of statistical analysis? It's amazing that I get any work done really.
Posted by: Skunk

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 12:51

Drink a beer is not on the list of commands but it works.
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 13:24

What's the point of the command "creep me out"? That already happened when the site loaded.
Posted by: Heather

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 14:00

The chicken appears to be wearing a garter belt. That is scary too.
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 14:06

Makes the idea of "chicken strip" that much more worse.
Posted by: belezeebub

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 14:27

I have noticed it plays the same file for the same body part or action.

ie. Pick nose, blow nose, sneeze all play the same video file.

Drink beer also works so does drop dead, die and choke chicken.

wonder if there are any easter eggs in this one.
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Personal Slave Chicken - 14/04/2004 16:40

The chicken appears to be wearing a garter belt. That is scary too.
Because it's supposed to be a parody of porno webcam sites.

...

Um...

Not that I'd know anything about that, of course...