Need a new alarm clock

Posted by: drakino

Need a new alarm clock - 05/12/2004 16:21

Ok, after having several incidents of oversleeping, I think it is time I get a new alarm clock. Anyone know if such a thing exists that:

1. Can set the time by its self. Either via radio, or NTP across a network, or even as simple as a long lasting coin battery and computer clock chip. Doesn't need to be 100% accurate, just survive power outages and such.

2. Allows multiple alarms. I'd like to be able to set one time for work and another for the days I don't work. The one I have would do this, if I had a M-F schedule, since it offers weekend and weekday alarms. However my work schedule includes both weekend and weekdays.

3. Starts off quiet but gets louder the longer it goes off

4. Snooze time can be programmed to be short or long.

5. Alarm clock will keep going off no matter how much snooze is pressed. I've seen some that shut off after 4 snooze uses. Thats bad for me.

6. Actual alarm function is hard to disable. Being easy simply leads me to turning it off, sometimes without even knowing this.
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 05/12/2004 17:03

I've seen items in Brookstone/SharperImage/Discoverychannel stores that match some of those requirements. The auto-setting-time thing happens using short wave radio if I recall correctly.
Posted by: petteri

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 24hr? - 05/12/2004 18:13

Speaking of alarm clocks, does anyone know of a alarm clock for sale in North America that displays the time in a 24h format? Just can't seem to find one. Not that its that important, but I'd like one anyway...
Posted by: mdavey

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 05/12/2004 18:36

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1. Can set the time by its self. Either via radio, or NTP across a network, or even as simple as a long lasting coin battery and computer clock chip. Doesn't need to be 100% accurate, just survive power outages and such.


This is known as a radio controlled clock or radio clock for short. Not to be confused with a clock radio

As tfabris started to say, the transmission frequency is normally either 60kHz or 77.5kHz in one of three similar formats (MSF, DCF or WWVB - there are others, these are the most common).

If the clock consists of only a radio controlled alarm clock chip and an LCD, a single AA battery or button cell will run the clock for a few years.
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 24hr? - 05/12/2004 20:10

Ahh yes, almost forgot. 24 hour time would be nice. I'd be willing to buy one from the UK or such, as long as it can run on 110-240v.
Posted by: music

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 24hr? - 05/12/2004 22:29

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Ahh yes, almost forgot. 24 hour time would be nice.


Hmmmm, I thought all digital alarm clocks allowed you to switch to 24-hour mode.

At least, a couple different little travel ones I got from Brookstone a couple of years ago, as well as a big bulky clock-radio I bought 15 years ago both do. (The tiny ones also let you change the temperature display from Fahrenheit to Celsius.)

Of course, I may be over-extrapolating from too few datapoints....
Posted by: larry818

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 05/12/2004 22:53

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5. Alarm clock will keep going off no matter how much snooze is pressed. I've seen some that shut off after 4 snooze uses. Thats bad for me.


Alarms clocks don't wake one up, they just destroy the quality of sleep.
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 05/12/2004 23:45

My biggest problem waking up is realising I need to be awake. A quick (1-2 minute) snooze cycle would probably be best, since in a 10 minute time I would finally realise I need to be awake. I currently have my alarm across the room so I have to walk to it, and I still have times where it takes me 3 or 4 trips to finally get up. At the normal 9 minute snooze rate, thats 20-30 minutes trying to get fully awake.

I've been known to disable my alarm without realising it. Using the computer as an alarm either resulted in the power plug or speakers pulled.
Posted by: rob

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 00:15

My Nokia mobile meets all of those criteria. I've used it (and its predecessors) exclusively on alarm clock duty for the last few years, and it has the advantage that it is always wherever I am.

Rob
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 00:33

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My Nokia mobile meets all of those criteria.

Unfortunatly my Sony Ericsson doesn't. Whenever the alarm goes off, the main screen shows the alarm time, and two options for the big buttons. Snooze or disable. It's way too easy to just hit disable.
Posted by: larry818

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 00:54

In high school, I rigged a car horn (from a Cadillac, not one of those overly polite european horns) to my alarm. I got to the point that I would bolt out of bed one minute before the alarm would trigger. Low tech, but functional.
Posted by: Ladmo

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 01:00

My cell phone has multiple alarms (can set it as nasty sounding as you want!), and can be set to go of once, daily, or weekday only...kind of cool. I set it for 0430 and it works, but when the blessed Sabbath morning hits, it stays silent...very nice.

I also found a cool little alarm clock that is a projection clock, can rotate the projection so it will hit the walls, or celling, any angle, sets itself to GMT time (plus the offset) and can display in 24 hour format (Military time). I got it at a place called Kohl's...
Posted by: msaeger

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 01:16

I think a good idea for an alarm would be one where you have to solve some kind of puzzle to shut it off. They could have something like simon and you have to get a specified number of sequences right to get the alarm to stop.

For this to work you would have to have some way to prevent it from being unplugged.
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 01:31

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For this to work you would have to have some way to prevent it from being unplugged.

Laptop battery screwed into place with odd heads, like the triangle ones Nintendo uses. Even if you unplugged it, the battery could probably power simething like this for at least a few hours.

Thinking about it more, maybe pca would like a new project :-)
Posted by: tman

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 03:51

You can already get them.
Posted by: gbeer

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 03:51

IMHO... Forget all the frufra and turn back the clock, literally. Go buy a good windup. Proof against power failures. The nightly winding ritual can include resetting the time. Loud bells. No Snooze! Snooze just invites cancle cancle cancle. A single alarm gets one in the habit of being up at the same time every morning. Besides retro is sooo in style these days.
Posted by: gbeer

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 03:54

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You can already get them.


Diabolical! Just finding the pieces, including them that drop behind the bed...
Posted by: jimhogan

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 04:23

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IMHO... Forget all the frufra and turn back the clock, literally. Go buy a good windup.

Sigh. I remember the days when I could oversleep. Sigh....longing....Sigh.

Back when this *was* a problem (sigh.) I found a particularly unassuming brass wind-up alarm clock at the PX made by Junghans that had near-mystical properties.

Mystical properties, you ask? Well, you see, it had been built by Doctor Pavlov himself.

I placed it on a bureau across from the foot of my bed. At the appointed time it gently (I could barely hear it) went "ding"....(5 second pause) ...."ding"...(5 second pause).... "ding".... (5 second pause).... ...and it did this for about 15 "dings".

At which point it went:

DING!, BRIIIING! DING! ASSHOLE! YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IS OVER SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED OR YOUR WHOLE LIFE WILL COLLAPSE INTO ONE GIGANTIC PUS-FILLED BUCKET AND YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED BY A VERY SMELLY PLATOON OF CONVICTS SERVING LIFE SENTENCES FOR, WELL, SODOMY (WHAT ELSE?) DIIIIIING! BRRRRRING!!!!! DING!!!!

Suffice it to say that after precisely two mornings' use, my barely-conscious body never once thence failed to literally explode off of the mattress and shut the clock off before the 3rd gentle "ding".

Operant conditioning is your friend (sometimes).
Posted by: Shonky

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 24hr? - 06/12/2004 07:51

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Ahh yes, almost forgot. 24 hour time would be nice. I'd be willing to buy one from the UK or such, as long as it can run on 110-240v.


Just be careful there. A lot of (generally cheaper) clock radios use the mains system frequency as the timebase. Any why not - in many countries this system frequency is strictly controlled even to the point where if the system frequency drops early in the day (high load), they will speed it up a little later in the day to make up the "lost time". This sort of timekeeping was often better since temperature and drift effects of crystals/oscillators etc are removed completely.

Obviously getting a 50Hz clock and running it on 60Hz (assuming voltage requirements are fine) will result in a clock that reliably runs 20% fast.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 10:19

Why does that clock make me think of Douglas Adams?
Posted by: peter

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 11:00

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Alarms clocks don't wake one up, they just destroy the quality of sleep.

I've got to agree. Alarm clocks are an attempt at a technological solution to a sociological problem. If you're using one other than to get up extra-early on special occasions (catching flights etc), and in particular if you're using one every workday, then you are probably chronically sleep-deprived, and getting you a bigger alarm clock is like getting a drunkard a bigger gin-bottle. Go to bed earlier!

Peter
Posted by: ineedcolor

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 24hr? - 06/12/2004 11:06

I have this one here, and it quite happily displays time in 24 hr format....
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 11:59

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Alarms clocks don't wake one up, they just destroy the quality of sleep.

I've got to agree. Alarm clocks are an attempt at a technological solution to a sociological problem. If you're using one other than to get up extra-early on special occasions (catching flights etc), and in particular if you're using one every workday, then you are probably chronically sleep-deprived, and getting you a bigger alarm clock is like getting a drunkard a bigger gin-bottle. Go to bed earlier!

Does it count if I have the magical ability to always wake up 2 to 5 minutes before my alarm goes off?

But seriously, as someone in their mid-twenties, my sleep schedule is so erratic, there's no way I'd be able to train my body to do get up at a regular time. I also have a late shift every third week of work (11:30 to 8), which would make it even more difficult.
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 12:06

Fortunately, I've never had a problem getting up when my alarm went off. I don't think I've ever even used a snooze button.

For a few years, I had a TV with an alarm feature. I liked it because it's nice not having a standard obnoxious buzzer for an alarm, and I don't like the radio. But most days, I'd never even hear the TV. It got to the point where the sound of the TV turning on was enough to wake me up (and I'm a very heavy sleeper). So I'd hear the TV turn on, and be awake enough to get out of bed and turn it off before the audio started.
Posted by: larry818

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 12:18

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I think a good idea for an alarm would be one where you have to solve some kind of puzzle to shut it off. They could have something like simon and you have to get a specified number of sequences right to get the alarm to stop.


For the first year I lived in Taiwan, I stayed at a "business hotel" that had a wakeup call service. This was an automated part of the phone system that would ring you up, but you couldn't just hang up or it would call back in 15 minutes. You had to talk to it and that would cancel the callback. So, naturally, I took to cursing it when it would call. One morning the phone rang, so I cursed it as usual, hung up, and 2 minutes later got the wakeup call.
Posted by: tman

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 12:59

Heh. Whoops. Did the person call back or ever speak to you again?
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 21:30

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Go to bed earlier!


I wish it was that easy. I find that really it doesn't matter what time I go to bed, I tend to start waking up at about 10 or 11 am. I generally get at least 8 hours of sleep every night including work nights, and often on my days off this goes up to an average of 10. If I want to wake up at 8am or so, I'd have to be in bed by 8pm the night before, and this isn't possible with my 12 hour work schedule. The other problem is I work less then half the days of the week. So for 3 days, I absolutly need to be awake by 8:30 am, other days it really doesn't matter, though I tend to keep the alarm set at 10am.

I have never been able to wake up to a schedule in my life, even back in high school when I did have the same wakeup time 5 days of the week.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 21:35

Yeah, you and me both. I'm convinced that my body is convinced that there are about 28 hours in the day, so the fact that I can only get 8 hours of sleep is about an hour and a half too short and then I can't go to sleep at night because my body wants there to be another two and a half hours of awake time.

I want the same alarm clock you want. I found one once that was close (and included aromatherapy in the alarm -- weird), but it seemed too expensive at the time. Now I've changed my mind and can't find it again.
Posted by: ricin

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 21:46

Same here. I even had my work schedule changed from 0900 -> 1700 to 1100 -> 1900, and I STILL end up being late a lot. Even if I go to bed early enough to get more than 8-10 hours of sleep, I end up getting up late. I've come to the conclusion that I'm broken.
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 21:49

Or that traditional work schedules are broken.
Posted by: ricin

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 06/12/2004 21:53

Well, that too. I was the one that requested the change in my schedule though, otherwise I would have the (somewhat) standard 0900 to 1700. I just couldn't get up that early.
Posted by: larry818

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 00:46

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Heh. Whoops. Did the person call back or ever speak to you again?


Not that I'm aware of. I think it was probably a cow orker from California, one of many that never figured out that 11am in calif is 3am in Taipei.

I later had to buy an alarm clock and disconnect the phone at night because of that.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 08:57

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Yeah, you and me both. I'm convinced that my body is convinced that there are about 28 hours in the day, so the fact that I can only get 8 hours of sleep is about an hour and a half too short and then I can't go to sleep at night because my body wants there to be another two and a half hours of awake time.

Same here, except that my body thinks that a short afternoon nap is also in order (which I manage about once pre month or so). I always wanted to participate in one of those 'live for several months in a cave without a clock' experiments, just to see from which planet my circadian cycle actually comes from.
Posted by: mdavey

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 10:30

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...one of those 'live for several months in a cave without a clock' experiments


Oh, yea - me too! I'm not convinced my internal clock is set to 28 hour days. Feels more like 26 to me. So are everyone here evening people rather than morning people and want longer rather than shorter days? Might be fun to have a poll.

Maybe it is another one of those self-selection things about the demographic of people on this board.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 14:42

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I'm convinced that my body is convinced that there are about 28 hours in the day, so the fact that I can only get 8 hours of sleep is about an hour and a half too short and then I can't go to sleep at night because my body wants there to be another two and a half hours of awake time.
Excatly!
Posted by: DWallach

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 15:23

Many years ago, I was doing a cross-country drive, east to west, crossing one time zone per day for several days in a row. My days were, thus, 25 hours long. It's a wonderful feeling.
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 15:59

Glad I was able to google this one up, it's been years since I looked at it...

The 28 Hour Day
Posted by: jimhogan

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 16:54

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Why does that clock make me think of Douglas Adams?

Oh, good. I should maybe take that as a compliment.

You know, of course, that the clock didn't *really* swear, right? It was all implied.

Although it is possible that vulgar, swearing clocks are legal in Germany.
Posted by: JeffS

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 17:22

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Oh, good. I should maybe take that as a compliment.
You should. It was entirely your description that made me think of his writing.
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You know, of course, that the clock didn't *really* swear, right?
Right. In a DA novel it would have, though. Or at least verbally abused if not actually swearing.
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Although it is possible that vulgar, swearing clocks are legal in Germany.
They're probably legal pretty much anywhere. In fact, I'd bet someone could really make a killing off such a product.
Posted by: Ezekiel

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 07/12/2004 19:42

Especially a good abusive Scottish accent, with lots of swearing we Yanks can't understand, but we know it would make our mothers blush.

I leave the exact wording to your collective imaginations.

-Zeke
Posted by: genixia

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 08/12/2004 05:08

I gave up with alarm clocks. They just caused too much grief when they rang on and on waking everyone in the house except me.

Now I just have a 4 year old to jump on me instead. Still doesn't really wake me up, but ruins the quality of sleep just the same,
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 17/12/2004 20:35

Here's what I've found so far:

Soleil Sun Alarm Clock
Peaceful Chime Progressive Alarm Clock
Progression Wake Up Clock
Zen Alarm Clock

All those have in common is the progressive alarm. This seems to be the hardest criterion and the one I, at least, am most interested in. They're hit and miss with respect to the other listed criteria.
Posted by: jbauer

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 20/12/2004 15:56

Anyone have any experience with the Tivoli line of alarm clocks???

http://www.tivoliaudio.com/

- Jon
Posted by: Ezekiel

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 20/12/2004 16:26

I've got a Model 3 with Aux-in from my spare empeg. I quite like it. The dial's a little small, so not good if you have contacts and are farsighted. The only thing I don't really care for is that the alarm is every 12 hours, so you have to shut it off & turn it back on if you don't want it going off at say 6:45 PM every day.

It is well built and good looking and has (for a clock radio) good sound. The AM/FM tuner has a nice feel with a geared dial, but its reception is nothing special.

-Zeke
Posted by: jbauer

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 20/12/2004 16:40

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I've got a Model 3 with Aux-in from my spare empeg. I quite like it. The dial's a little small, so not good if you have contacts and are farsighted. The only thing I don't really care for is that the alarm is every 12 hours, so you have to shut it off & turn it back on if you don't want it going off at say 6:45 PM every day.

It is well built and good looking and has (for a clock radio) good sound. The AM/FM tuner has a nice feel with a geared dial, but its reception is nothing special.

-Zeke


Hey Zeke,

That's the one I'm looking at. I'm considering it with the spare clock/speaker and the sub. The only comparison I can find is the Bose (YUK - NO THANK YOU!) or the Boston Acoustics, which looks pretty lame.

Do you have the 2nd speaker or the sub? Yeah, that 12 hour alarm issue is just bad design...

- Jon
Posted by: phi144

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 20/12/2004 17:34

These are very nice. I don't own one but have played with them and heard them. Just another option. IMO much better than the Bose.
Posted by: Ezekiel

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 20/12/2004 18:23

I don't have either the second clock or subwoofer, although I've looked into the 2nd clock/speaker it'd be on Her side, and she's got her own setup that works for her.

One nice detail is that the buzzer also comes on using the Aux input, which is a good safeguard in case there's no audio input. The buzzer is also graduated, its frequency increases with time and then it will automatically shut itself off. The 'sleep' timer is a fixed period of time, with no adjustment.

There's also a headphone output as well as a line out, and a battery back up.

HTH.

-Zeke


edit: It also fits perfectly above one of Mlord's docks.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 22/01/2005 23:30

You might want to check out Oregon Scientific. I can't get to their web site right now, but there's a "factory authorized outlet" web site.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 23/01/2005 00:42

Ooh! HomePod. It's programmable!
Posted by: webroach

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 23/01/2005 04:40

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...Zen Alarm Clock

All those have in common is the progressive alarm. This seems to be the hardest criterion and the one I, at least, am most interested in. They're hit and miss with respect to the other listed criteria.


I actually have the Zen Alarm Clock (the B-Tone Walnut 2.0 version). I'm quite happy with it, and the progressive alarm feature is wonderful. The only complaints I have are the lack of an Indiglo style display (the lights are woefully inadequate) and the fact that I prefer the note 'E' over 'B', and would therefore have the larger model.
Posted by: drakino

Re: Need a new alarm clock - 23/01/2005 06:58

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Ooh! HomePod. It's programmable!


Well my bank account may shrink $250 now...

I wonder if any of the streaming music servers for these devices can talk to this, the Rio Receiver and empeg running receiver firmware...