Ultimate Irony

Posted by: Cybjorg

Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 12:49

Read this article and then read the inevitable conclusion . Oh, the irony!
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 13:16

It is sad to see such a young person die, but my first thought was "natural selection at work"
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 13:32

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Derek's brains and intensity would be missed.

Yeah, and sometimes people can be too smart for their own good. Then it just overflows into a new bucket of stupidity.
Posted by: Ezekiel

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 14:00

This seems to be why we have different words for smart and wise.

-Zeke
Posted by: ashmoore

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 16:23

He was obviously so clever that he missed the important difference between doing something because its the law and doing something because it will help save your life in a crash.

Evolution in action (thanks Larry)
Posted by: tfabris

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 17:02

While we're on the subject of Darwin Awards, I saw two clear shining examples within the last couple of weeks.

1:
I was riding the chairlift up the hill at Boreal. The lift passes a snowboarder-park section of carefully-constructed jumps and grinding rails.

I watched as one of the boarders took a jump, tried to do a 180, did about a 96 instead, and tumbled on the landing. He was OK and sat up on his knees to brush off the snow.

The problem was that he sat there for an unusually long time, resting... At the bottom of a blind jump. Not even making an attempt to move out of the way.

I said aloud to the other passengers on the lift: "Oh no. This is going to get ugly really fast."

Sure enough, a skier takes the jump after him, tags him in the head with one of his skis mid-air. Didn't see how badly the kid got hurt, though. Don't remember if the skier was able to complete the landing without falling or not.


2:
I was driving home from Sacramento with my family during a cold, rainy night. We are in the rightmost lane, slowing for a banked curve offramp. The offramp was two lanes, so we were in the "exit only" lane, and there was another car ahead and to the left of us in the other lane, the optional-exit lane. We were both slowing to well below the speed limit because it was very cold and wet and the road conditions were not good.

A red Honda Civic, lowered so that it nearly scraped the ground, big fat chrome exhaust pipe, and a dorky wing bolted to the trunk, came speeding up on our left side. He weaved through the narrow space between me and the other car. He was driving at about the freeway's speed limit of 65 as he entered this sharp, banked turn.

It was very satisfying to watch him spin out completely at the apex of the turn.

Fortunately for him, he hit no one else, and merely spun into the grass on the inside of the corner. I don't think he even got damaged at all. Hopefully, it scared the living crap out of him, though.
Posted by: mlord

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 17:58

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He was obviously so clever that he missed the important difference between doing something because its the law and doing something because it will help save your life in a crash.


Actually, No. In fact, that important distinction was the entire thesis of his first article: just because it may "save" (prolong is a more accurate word) one's life is no reason to legislate forced compliance.

But no matter. I figure by the time I'm 65 or so, it'll be mandatory to wear helmets in automobiles (an equally good idea as seatbelts), and hip protectors when walking about (too many older people damaging hips today).

Cheers
Posted by: andym

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 18:05

I felt very guilty as I initally chuckled when I realised he was the guy that wrote the article. What a shame, doesn't matter what your IQ is or how good your debating skills are, if you don't wear a seatbelt then you're the biggest dumbass in the world.
Posted by: cushman

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 18:11

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I watched as one of the boarders took a jump, tried to do a 180, did about a 96 instead, and tumbled on the landing. He was OK and sat up on his knees to brush off the snow.

The problem was that he sat there for an unusually long time, resting... At the bottom of a blind jump. Not even making an attempt to move out of the way.

Although this is not a very smart thing to do, the uphill skiier/rider has the responsibility to ensure they do not cause a collision. You are responsible for ensuring your landing is clear before hucking off a jump, even if it is a blind landing. On jumps like these, it is best to ride in a pack and have a spotter.

I see a lot of dumb things on the slopes though. I wear a helmet not out of fear that I will crash into someone/something, but that someone will hit me.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 18:22

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In fact, that important distinction was the entire thesis of his first article: just because it may "save" (prolong is a more accurate word) one's life is no reason to legislate forced compliance.

Very true, and the number of bikers you see wearing helmets in anti-helmet-law rallies supports this notion.
Posted by: ashmoore

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 18:41

But this kid refused to wear a seatbelt just because there was a law telling him he had to.

I wonder if his parents appreciate his stance on this particular law?

My favorite comment is "Driving is not a right"
Posted by: kayakjazz

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 21:52

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Then it just overflows into a new bucket of stupidity.


Don't you mean 'pail' of stupidity (original article). I love the visual image that produces.

One has to wonder whether that opinion was one he truly felt was worth dying for...when you're young you're immortal and it's all so abstract... another young friend who is always busy and in a hurry was fortunate enough to learn the lesson recently with nothing worse than a night in the hospital and some colorful bruises.
Posted by: g_attrill

Re: Ultimate Irony - 07/01/2005 23:09

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One has to wonder whether that opinion was one he truly felt was worth dying for...when you're young you're immortal and it's all so abstract... another young friend who is always busy and in a hurry was fortunate enough to learn the lesson recently with nothing worse than a night in the hospital and some colorful bruises.

In the UK it seems that young drivers pass their test and then drive at warp factor nine and nothing matters until they have an almighty crash or an almighty scare. The fact that 3rd party insurance starts at £1500/yr for the cheapest car in the safest location is proof enough.

I posted these links on another forum and got similar comments - I am surprised that the replies are only about 75% in favour of belts, quite surprising considering seat belt compliance for car drivers is over 90% here (vans are much lower, lorries usually don't have them).

Gareth
Posted by: mlord

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 03:07

It's about more than just belts.

Most all of us agree that they're a Good Idea (tm); but are they worth sending people to jail for (not wearing) is the question?
Posted by: Shonky

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 05:04

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It's about more than just belts.

Most all of us agree that they're a Good Idea (tm); but are they worth sending people to jail for (not wearing) is the question?


I kind of agree there. I live in a country where a seatbelt is simply a part of life. It's an automatic action whenever I get in a car to put the seatbelt on. Is it really that much effort to wear a seatbelt? No. Does it hinder you while driving? No.

The US is known for not wearing seatbelts. I think I remember reading somewhere that some European cars even have their airbags adjusted to inflate slower because people don't wear seatbelts.

It's a fine line on how you enforce wearing of seatbelts. Here I think it's 3 points (out of 12) and a $250 fine. So not wearing one carries a considerable fine and could even cost you your licence.

At the end of the day though, this guy chose to not wear a seatbelt and that choice probably cost him his life.
Posted by: Roger

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 07:48

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You are responsible for ensuring your landing is clear before hucking off a jump, even if it is a blind landing. On jumps like these, it is best to ride in a pack and have a spotter.


This happened to me at one time -- I was scooting past the landing for a jump and stacked it. The spotter called to the other guy to stop, but he didn't. Of course, I thought the spotter was yelling at me to stop, so I did. Damn near nearly hit me.

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I see a lot of dumb things on the slopes though. I wear a helmet not out of fear that I will crash into someone/something, but that someone will hit me.


Personally, I wear a helmet out of fear that I'll kick myself in the back of the head again...
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 07:57

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but are they worth sending people to jail for (not wearing) is the question?

Well, not to jail, but perhaps a little fine would be acceptable? Or, if not, since we are talking of so 'market-orianted' country as US, perhaps a fine print on your health and life insurance policies stating they don't cover consequnces of not being buckled-up? We were seeing here poeple saying they don't see why the society would cover smoking-related health care expenses. Why would this be any different?
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 09:03

Hey, I hate seatbelt laws too; like drug laws and prositution laws and helmet laws and bunch of other things, I think goverment should stay the hell out of my business when it doesn't really affect anyone else but me...but I still put the damn thing on every time because, well, I am not a moron.

And by the way, that isn't really irony.
Posted by: Roger

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 12:33

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when it doesn't really affect anyone else but me...


But it does affect other people. If you get injured because you're not wearing a seatbelt, it causes everybody's rates to rise. Now, I'm not arguing that the government should get involved in this case -- your insurance company can just refuse to pay your bills if you weren't wearing the seatbelt.

In the UK, on the other hand, because injured people get NHS healthcare, it comes out of everyone's taxes, and so I think the government is right to require the wearing of seatbelts.
Posted by: julf

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 12:52

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In the UK, on the other hand, because injured people get NHS healthcare, it comes out of everyone's taxes, and so I think the government is right to require the wearing of seatbelts.

Ummh, yes... But where do you draw the line? Would the government be right in requiring you to drink at least 2 glasses of milk per day? In banning McDonalds hamburgers? Snowboarding and motorcycles?
Posted by: larry818

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 13:12

In the US, usually the government ends up paying for folks that aren't covered by insurance, and when the insured run out of coverage, the government takes over. So it does effect everyone.

The airbags in the US are much stronger than in Europe, as they are design to save (prolong) the lives of folks not wearing seatbelts. However, they explode with such force that they injure and sometimes kill those of us that do wear belts. My car had a generation 1 airbag in it (the strongest explosive) and after seeing the damage it did to another car of the same year and make, as the result of a fairly minor crash, I removed it.

I think that everyone should have to pass a comprehensive physics test involving many questions about unrestrained loads before they can get a driver's license.
Posted by: mlord

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 14:10

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But where do you draw the line? Would the government be right in requiring you to drink at least 2 glasses of milk per day? In banning McDonalds hamburgers? Snowboarding and motorcycles?


Exactly. And since any ride in a private motor vehicle is MUCH more dangerous than taking a cab (professional full-time driver), we should outlaw private cars as well.

And forget about allowing people to live and/or work and/or even just commute THROUGH any polluted urban areas -- way too expensive for health care: better make a law against that too.

And desk jobs, oh my! The ultimate cause of stress and heart attacks! Everyone should be required by law to do nothing but outdoor manual labour in the unpolluted far north.

-ml
Posted by: julf

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 14:32

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Everyone should be required by law to do nothing but outdoor manual labour in the unpolluted far north.

Hey! Great idea! That might really improve things. I guess you could even call it a Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: frog51

Re: Ultimate Irony - 08/01/2005 21:42

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Would the government be right in ... banning McDonalds
absolutely!

And
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Snowboarding and motorcycles?
- well, I have to pay extra insurance for winter sports, so I guess that one is kinda covered anyway.
Posted by: PaulWay

Re: Ultimate Irony - 11/01/2005 00:59

Consider this:

The cost in hospital care for crash victims is huge - it dwarfs Derek Kieler's quoted $25M on an advertising campaign by orders of magnitude. This bill is often paid by the government that's paying the hospital bills. So it makes a lot of sense for them to lobby for more advertising and legislation to enforce a thing which will save them hundreds of millions of dollars a year. And also consider that each place in an intensive care ward that's taken by someone who's been badly mauled after not wearing a seatbelt may be taking the place of someone who has something less in their power to prevent (and therefore, in some ways, more deserving of the care).

That's a lot of good reason to enforce seatbelt wearing.

It's when these chromosome-deficient people decide that they deserve the same treatment as everyone else in that hospital ward, even though they contributed to their own injuries, that I really start looking for a clocktower and a high-powered rifle - metaphorically speaking.

Have fun,

Paul

P.S. It occurs to me that the last paragraph is a good example of why the US is so hated by a lot of people - because it doesn't consider that the results of its own actions should affect other people's (and countries's) behaviour toward it.
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 11/01/2005 04:37

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So it makes a lot of sense for them to lobby for more advertising and legislation to enforce a thing which will save them hundreds of millions of dollars a year.


Yeah, that is a good reason to get rid of people's liberties; saving money. I'm sorry that you think so little of giving people the right to live their lives the way they like and have the government tell them how to live it instead because it is fiscally convenient.

Really, I see that kind of attitude is part of a much larger and more disturbing trend through many of the world's Democracies that seem to think that sacrificing liberty, whether be it because it saves money or makes it easier to catch terrorists, is OK to do....almost like a lot of people are just sick of having rights. It really scares me.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 11/01/2005 06:46

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Yeah, that is a good reason to get rid of people's liberties; saving money. I'm sorry that you think so little of giving people the right to live their lives the way they like and have the government tell them how to live it instead because it is fiscally convenient.

Money we are talking about is not infinite and is 'contributed' by taxpayers. A guy who 'chooses' to have a load of money spent of him because he did not wear the seatbelt chooses to spend my money, which I would prefer, say, to save for the day I get heart attack. This is not simple: virtually every liberty excercised affects to some degree some other liberty. We have to compromise (optimise, if you will), and I deem some liberties and rights (like free speech) much more important than others (like not wearing a seatbelt). Moreover, I think that some rights some people would not even recognise as such (like basic health care, education and subsistence and reasonable level of safety) more important than not wearing seatbelts. Where should the line be drawn (harmfull food, tobacco, drugs)? Frankly, I don't know.

Tradeoffs are not easy and government will often use protection of some of those rights (like security) as mere excuse to trample on some fundamental liberty (like privacy)....
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 02:08

> Money we are talking about is not infinite and is 'contributed' by taxpayers.

Most people who end up in the emergency room end up paying for it. And as a lot of people mentioned, that is very slippery slope that ends up with the goverment ruling your life in every way.

> Moreover, I think that some rights some people would not even recognise as such...

I think that is confusing the issue. We are talking about what the goverment shouldn't do, not what they should. Whole different animal.

> Where should the line be drawn

I think it is very easy to draw; Direct harm. Simple and easy to follow, the goverment should stay out of my life unless I am directly harming someone else. This trend towards laws that address, for lack of a better phrase, "indirect harm" is a very dangerous road that I don't like one bit. Europe has been going down this road for quite a while and the lack of some basic freedoms there versus the U.S. is quite noticable.
Posted by: Dylan

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 03:01

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>Europe has been going down this road for quite a while and the lack of some basic freedoms there versus the U.S. is quite noticable.


Like what? (I'm questioning, not challenging.)
Posted by: jimhogan

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 03:15

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I think it is very easy to draw; Direct harm. Simple and easy to follow, the goverment should stay out of my life unless I am directly harming someone else.

I consider myself a (conflicted) small-l libertarian, so I can identify with this perspective.

I will ask, though: Big-L Libertarian college essayist refuses to wear seatbelt and subsequently launches through windshield of his buddy's Sentra during a traffic oopsie. Not direct harm to anyone else, true? If not personally qualified as an EMT or paramedic, is it not then reasonable to walk away, or maybe sit down by the side of the road a few meters away from the dying man and pull out a deck of cards for a few hands of whist, hearts , or spades?
Posted by: tanstaafl.

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 03:31

goverment should stay out of my life unless I am directly harming someone else.

Like... directly harming me by causing my insurance rates to go up because people not wearing seat belts usually have enormously greater medical bills that someone has to pay for?

And, no, these people do not pay for their own emergency room care. Their insurance companies do, whereupon they pass those expenses on to me. Or the hospital pays for it, whereupon they raise their rates and again pass those expenses on to my insurance company which passes them on to me.

Now, if you wish to pass legislation denying medical care and insurance to perople who refuse to wear seat belts, then seatbelt laws will become unnecessary. Until then, they are simply protecting MY financial interests.

tanstaafl.
Posted by: msaeger

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 03:45

Why don't we outlaw sky diving, mountain climbing, or any other dangerous activity then.
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 05:03

> Like what?

Like freedom of speech, to name a biggie. In France, the land of the man who famously said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" which I claim as one of my personal mantras, it is now illegal to say certain things, as Brigitte Bardot has found out the hard way. Germany does the same thing, and England is heading the same way. Freedom of religion is also suffering in France and elsewhere. All in the name of indirect harm; that things you say, while not actually harming someone else, cause bad "atmospheres" and such. This is where this slippery slope is leading us in America as well.
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 05:05

> If not personally qualified as an EMT or paramedic, is it not then reasonable to walk away

I'm sorry, I don't see the connection. How does his lack of harming anyone directly have anything to do with you being compassionate and having empathy, or saving a life if you can?
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 05:18

> Like... directly harming me by causing my insurance rates to go up

No, that would be the aformentioned "indirect harm". He is not harming you personally. Many things people do cause you indirect harm, from people talking too loud on their cell-phone on up...I think having freedom is more important than legislating every dangerous behavior in the world myself, but I am, apparently, part of the ever-increasing minority.

As for the other points you bring up I think msaeger's point about other dangerous activities such as, say, mountain biking, hit it well enough.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 06:21

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This is where this slippery slope is leading us in America as well.

Do you mean to say that prior to 9/11 Americans (or 'invention' of 'political correctness' or whichever recent deviation you had in mind) enjoyed absolute freedom of speech? What about, for example, House Un-American Activities Committee (some historical details, eg, here)?

OTOH, I agree that Europens sometimes overreact to hate-speech under the pressure of continent's collective memory of fascism and nacism and how slippery that slope was.
Posted by: ninti

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 07:00

> Do you mean to say that prior to 9/11 Americans (or 'invention' of 'political correctness' or whichever recent deviation you had in mind) enjoyed absolute freedom of speech?

Yes, you do have a point. The United States has never really lived up to its ideals, from the McCarthy dog-and-pony show all the way back to the various sedition acts of the 1800s. And it is true that in the last 40 years or so we have seen more real freedom for Americans than ever before, and despite the swinging back of the pendulum we have seen recently, I doubt we will ever go back to the previous level again. Of course, a couple of years ago I wouldn't have imagined that we would ever have another attrocity like the Japanese internment camps of Word War II, but of course that was before Guantanomo.
Posted by: julf

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 07:12

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despite the swinging back of the pendulum we have seen recently, I doubt we will ever go back to the previous level again

I really, really, really hope (and pray) that you are right.
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 07:57

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I really, really, really hope (and pray) that you are right.

Errr, I think he thought post-McCarthy/pre-Bush 'golden era'...
Posted by: bonzi

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 08:02

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And it is true that in the last 40 years or so we have seen more real freedom for Americans than ever before, and despite the swinging back of the pendulum we have seen recently, I doubt we will ever go back to the previous level again. Of course, a couple of years ago I wouldn't have imagined that we would ever have another attrocity like the Japanese internment camps of Word War II, but of course that was before Guantanomo.

I agree. From last vestiges of 'Jim Crow laws' to 'political correctness' in, what, two decades, that was quite an accomplishment. (Not that I think PC is great a accomplishment in itself, just a kind other extreme of the pendulum path, often used to disguise real problems still there.)
Posted by: Dignan

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 16:31

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I think goverment should stay the hell out of my business when it doesn't really affect anyone else but me...but I still put the damn thing on every time because, well, I am not a moron.

So at least we can all agree that the stupidest kind of people in this particular topic are those who don't wear seatbelts specifically because the government is telling them to? I mean, I disagree with your view on the laws governing it, but I'm glad to see you still wear it anyway.

Personally, I don't care if it's the law or not. I simply don't feel right if and when I'm driving or riding without one. So does my father, even though he grew up in the age when most cars he rode in didn't have them.
Posted by: wfaulk

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 16:43

I don't know. The stupidest people are the ones who don't wear them just because they don't want to. At least the ones with the libertarian opposition have some solid reasoning behind it.
Posted by: jimhogan

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 16:53

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I'm sorry, I don't see the connection. How does his lack of harming anyone directly have anything to do with you being compassionate and having empathy, or saving a life if you can?

I have no truck with compassion and empathy and I'm exaggerating the issue of qualifications a bit. Having watched compassionate citizens almost kill accident victims or turn them into quadriplegics, though, I can say that compassion is rarely enough and a willingness to act without proper knowledge could be a net minus for that accident victim.

So, in my exaggerated situation where my onlooker has no knowledge of advanced first aid that could materially improve this gent's situation, what is it that they probably *do* know that could help the poor sod? They know how to dial the phone.

In my pure, Big-L Libertarian world, what number do they dial?
Posted by: JeffS

Re: Ultimate Irony - 12/01/2005 19:12

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At least the ones with the libertarian opposition have some solid reasoning behind it.
I wouldn't use the word "solid", but it is logic, I suppose. Still, the "I'm not going to do it just because you said I have to" is pretty childish at best, and dangerous at worst.

FWIW, I'm not big on seatbelt saftey laws. I don't think the government should be involved in telling us how to protect ourselves. However, where I do see a place for the government to step in is parents who don't buckle their children in.
Posted by: canuckInOR

Re: Ultimate Irony - 13/01/2005 00:42

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Everyone should be required by law to do nothing but outdoor manual labour in the unpolluted far north.

I want to be.... a Lumberjack!
Posted by: tman

Re: Ultimate Irony - 13/01/2005 01:24

Do you wear high heels, suspendies or a bra tho?