The one DUI accident I've witnessed involved a small sports car (Honda, Toyota, don't remember) smacking into the rear of a big old 4 door piece of American Iron (a late 70's Impala or the like) at about 70mph. The four girls in the Impala were ok save for sore necks. The drunk was saved by his airbag but there were no discernable engine parts left on his car. His only injury was a cut on his hand where he had crushed his Budweiser can. The back of his car went 7 feet in the air as he hit the Impala.

It was OK though because the Impala had a bumper sticker that said 'Hit me, I need the money!'.

Mind you this was about 11 AM on a Saturday morning.

-Zeke