Okay, has anyone seen this Goldfish cracker commercial with the sing-songy jingle? I don't know whether to laugh or be frightened at the lyrics:

Here's our jingle for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish.
The wholesome snack
that smiles back
until you bite their heads off.

Now see the fishes swimming.
Oh, look! The pretzel's winning.

(spoken) Didn't that make you feel good about goldfish?

Here's our jingle for goldfish --
crunchy little goldfish.
Oh, good. We're at
the part where we show that
they're baked and not fried.

Did you know they're made with real cheese,
even though they look like fishies?

The snack that smiles back --
goldfish.

Creeps me out.