If you are coming here to the Off Topic forum for sermon ideas I fear for you parishioners...

It could be worse, it could be the Technical forum: "For lo, we experienceth jitter on the display board of our hearts, and the drive cable of our lives hath not been hotmelt glued to the motherboard of God's love -- but He hath prepared a field change order for us, if we just contacteth His support..."

Peter