I was walking by a car in the parking lot today and it had a sign that read "Audio Will Not Work When Removed." In a flash of inspiration, I found the perfect anti-theft device for the empeg. What we'll do is make up window stickers that say the following:

"You Are Not Smart Enough to Operate the Audio Player in This Car."

Not only would it keep thieves away, but it would clearly identify you as a smarter life form. I think we should get some of these printed up immediately, complete with empeg logos.

So who's in?