Someone emailed this to me today, i figured everyone here would get a kick out of it, so here...

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the
bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and
you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer
and be sure to tell your Mom!