We'll save you from reading 800 pages to find out who died in the new Harry Potter book. It was xxxxx.

Those of you who are interested in not having the book spoiled, do not read this week's (July 2) Onion's Infographic, ``Pottermania Yet Again''. They give it away, too. I don't know if it's true, but whether it is or not, it'll distract you from your reading experience.

Assholes.