these Oakley "Over The Top" sunglasses are supposed to be an excellent fit, if you could pull it off

I saw a guy wearing these in New Zealand and I was going to bring them up but I had no idea how to describe them... Well, I looked at that guy and made a note to self: No f*cking way! He looked like a bad prop out of Secrets of Roswell. Plus, some of us would probably need to tuck a yarmulke or something underneath to avoid male-pattern strap marks.