Sumas is famous for its cheerful border guards

Yeah, right.

I will never cross the border at Sumas again after the border Nazi there threatened to keep me out of his country when I innocently asked whether British Columbia allowed the use of radar detectors and had to listen to a lecture about how they didn't appreciate law breakers coming in. I refrained from lecturing him about how I didn't appreciate being victimized by BC's infamous radar speed traps...

tanstaafl.