Oh my God, Bitt's been Bitted. This kind of fundamental paradox can only lead to a chain reaction resulting in the collapse of the space-time continuum as we know it.

Man, we can only hope. Maybe we'll find ourselves in a parallel universe - one where the 9/11 attacks never happened, the DMCA and Patriot Act never got passed, Herr Ashcroft never got confirmed and the economy wasn't in the toilet bowl.