Ding! Ding! Ding!

Give the man a rubber trisket!

See, I told you it was silly. It's amazing how many people can't think straight through it like that though.

Here's the original text (as I got it anyway):

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
   
   The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
   This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
   
   
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
   
   Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
   
   Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
   This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
   
   
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
   
   Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
   This tests your memory.
   
   
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
   How do you manage it?
   
   Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting (Remember).
   This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
   
   
   According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
   the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
   preschoolers got several correct answers. Tom Golden Consulting says
   this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
   brains of a four year old.