Let's see...

...you only burned a square inch of my house down...

Hm... That sounds like an extremely interesting story...

Not that I wouldn't have found out by reading the manual. Which I am doing today. Honest..

RTFM happens to be the final fix on the "tech support sphere". Coincidence???

...hit something in the road on the way home (true!).

Another story?

There's a manual?

I bet there are some folks at Rio who would be crushed by that...