D'oh!

Ah, my son, I am guilty of many such transgressions myself. Your sin is not in the manner of spillage. That was mere accident, and the joy and laughter that you brought to your co-workers more than makes up for that.

Your real transgression was in the careless waste of a precious natural resource! For that, you must stare at the empty bottle for no less than one hour, or the time it usually takes you to consume one bottle. During that time, you may not drink from any bottle, except for the purest of unflavored, uncolored and unsweetened water. Remember what has passed, and learn well.