This is quite unbelievable. Here's me without work for two years despite two patents and 20 years of experience in software and electronics, and this scrotty little git gets (admittedly little) money for nothing! I can't even get my b***** kicks for free - the hard disk on Erik packed up two weeks ago probably due to an immensely bad landing in Bristol a few weeks ago - thanks a lot, Mr. Pilot) and I can't afford to get another. Ridiculous, this little twerp should be shot out of hand.

Sorry, I don't feel too subtle today, guys & gals. Too many late nights.