I just prefer looking at, playing in it and vacationing in it, rather just shovelling the sh*t out of my driveway, off the car.
Especially after the S*#?@# snowplow comes by for the fourth time that day.

I have been tying to find that email that was going round ages ago. About someone moving to snowy climes. There was a similar one about moving to a sunny climate as well.
Both funny anyway.