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You're walking into Barnabas out in the fog

Dark Shadows, a horror soap opera. Barnabas Collins was a vampire.

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You're enjoying martinis with Honey West

Honey West, a PI/spy show.

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Turns out you're flirting with Flicka out there in the stable

My Friend Flicka, sort of Lassie with a horse.

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Sgt. Friday finds out and reads you your rights

As stated, Dragnet.

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Says take care of Katie's triplets for a thousand and one nights

Totally stumped on this one.

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Now you and Napoleon Solo have just thrown up

Also as stated, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., James Bond-like spy show, except sillier.

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From all the cute little black kids talking like grown-ups

Uh, Bebe's Kids, maybe? Nah. That was a movie. Dunno.

Sadly, I didn't look any of this up.
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Bitt Faulk