A guy who does some graphics design work for us has one of those old WWII rack trucks that actually has a snorkel. One afternoon Frank is out fishing with his daughters and when he gets back to the boat launch he can see the snorkel sticking up from the water, apparently the truck had rolled in due to a snapped e-brake cable. Since it was dusk there were not a few rednecks around just waiting to see the idiot owner of the sunken truck come back & generally have a *hitty time of it. Frank pulls the boat to shore, strips off his shirt, dives into the cab. About 10 seconds later the SOB starts and DRIVES it out of the lake. He was instantly offered memberships in at least two local militias (although Frank refuses to acknowledge this last bit). I love NH.

-Zeke

just say you weren't paying much attention...