The SSDs came back as healthy.

I did get a crash when I had a mechanical drive selected for the dump, it just hung there for over an hour without producing the dump file (usually it reboots within a couple mins of freezing).

I might just nuke it from orbit and try Win 7. When I tried that last time, the keyboards quit working. The other USB devices worked fine, but any keyboard that I plugged in didn't get recognized, even though they did before the last set of updates. The keyboards still worked fine in the BIOS though.

Non-stop fun