My favorite Simpsons quote:

Kent Brockman: "Homer, how do you explain the fact that violent crime is down 32%, while brutal "sack-beatings" are up a shocking 900%?"
Homer: "Oh, Kent. People can prove anything with statistics. 14% of all people know that."
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1998 BMW ///M3 30 GB Mk2a, Tuner, and 10 GB backup