But now we have to stop burping, farting, and scratching our crotches.

Please don't, go on as usual. I'd be crreped out by a group of men who didn't behave in such a manner I'm used to being in the female minority.
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Heather

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." -Susan B Anthony