Oh yeah, I dig the fake maple syrup too...

I think you and Bruno both need to go some isolated sanitorium in northern Manitoba and get some treatment!! Cornstarch and sugar and ()*^&(&* substituting for the One True Pancake Lubricant??

"Stacks of hot pancakes all covered in syrup,
Canadian Mounties riding high in the stirrup,
Hard rubber hockey pucks shot from the wings......
These are a few of my Favorite Thinnngs!........."

They weren't talking Aunt Jemima!