I like the post about registering your empeg as a pheasant and yourself as a game warden.. for those of you ignorant to this, here in the states a Game Warden is probably THEE most powerful law enforcement officer when it comes to search and seizure. They can walk in to anyplace at anytime (I believe without a warrant even) to conduct a search and its legal.

On another note.. if I had my player stolen, had it set up for internet access and actually saw it online one day, I probably would make the trip to its location and try to steal it back. Fair is fair, there is no honor amoung thieves, turn about is fair play, what goes around comes around and all those other used up cliches.