Someone here on the BBS is intending to use their empeg at a wedding breakfast, and I was thinking how that could be risky - the chances of something obscene, offensive, or inappropriate ending up in the playlist (or some spotty teenaged relative changing playlists when no-ones looking) are too high too ignore. Anyway, to cut to the chase - what songs would you make absolutely sure *didn't* get played at a wedding?

I'll start the ball rolling:

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Do Ya [censored] on First Dates? (Kevs Courtin' Song)
Steve Vai - #?@! Yourself