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#172656 - 30/07/2003 03:20 Please celebrate this!
CrackersMcCheese
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Registered: 14/01/2002
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In the UK on...

Wednesday 30th July its National Foreplay Day !

Thursday 31st July its National Orgasm Day !

Everyone celebrate!

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#172657 - 30/07/2003 04:17 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
boxer
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Registered: 16/04/2002
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Loc: Yorkshire UK
I don't suggest that your sources are other than impeccable, but: Who says?
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#172658 - 30/07/2003 05:24 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
CrackersMcCheese
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Ah.... the Daily Record - where else can I find so much information ranging from the medical world to politics to what day it is!

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#172659 - 30/07/2003 05:38 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
tonyc
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Wednesday 30th July its National Foreplay Day !
Thursday 31st July its National Orgasm Day !
Okay, mandatory follow-ups...

Orgasm right after foreplay? Geez, I thought Brits could go a little longer than that!

Do you really need an entire day for foreplay? Wouldn't "National Foreplay Period of Three or Four Minutes" be just as good?

So if July 30 is Foreplay Day, and July 31 is Orgasm Day, shall we open up nominations for August 1? How about...
... National "Was it Good For You?" Day
... National "I Hope We Didn't Wake The Kids" Day
... National "Oh No, My Husband is Home!" Day
... National "Don't Move, Let Me Get You a Towel" Day
... National "ZzZzzZZzzzZzZZzzZZzZzzzzZzZzz" Day
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#172660 - 30/07/2003 05:43 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: tonyc]
Dignan
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I wondered all those things as well Thanks for being the one to say it

Mainly, I'm suprised that they'd cut out the fun stuff. Then I'm amazed that they can have day-long orgasms. That would be pretty cool. Do you have to know yoga for that?
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#172661 - 30/07/2003 05:45 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: Dignan]
CrackersMcCheese
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Sting knows all about it!

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#172662 - 30/07/2003 05:47 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: tonyc]
CrackersMcCheese
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National "yes, I'll take the handcuffs back - I didn't expect them to break THAT easily" day

Or "Have you startedv yet?" Day!

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#172663 - 30/07/2003 06:34 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
schofiel
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Yeah, that "Tantric Yoghurt" thing.
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#172664 - 30/07/2003 07:03 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
boxer
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30th: 30 seconds before midnight
31st: 25 seconds after midnight

Not everything is as it seems.
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#172665 - 30/07/2003 07:04 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
boxer
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Sting knows nothing about anything, except how to end with a stack!
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#172666 - 30/07/2003 07:20 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
CrackersMcCheese
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Sting rules!

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#172667 - 30/07/2003 07:44 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
boxer
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Loc: Yorkshire UK
MIDGES HAVE MURDERED MY HUBBY'S WEDDING TACKLE*

I quote from your source of information this morning, the Daily Record, no mention of foreplay, nor orgasms.
I wish you would copy the whole quote: "Sting rules pretentious mediocre sub-pop music, was the quote that you were after!
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#172668 - 30/07/2003 07:45 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
davec
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Shouldn't these days rreally have coincided with the Glastonbury (aka Lustonbury) Festival???
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#172669 - 30/07/2003 07:48 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: davec]
boxer
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Loc: Yorkshire UK
Nothing like a mudbath to heighten the senses, although I understand that it was disapointingly dry this year!
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#172670 - 30/07/2003 08:09 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
wfaulk
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Tell us how you really feel about Sting, Mr. B. Stop holding back.
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#172671 - 30/07/2003 08:18 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: wfaulk]
boxer
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Loc: Yorkshire UK
I just don't understand what people see in his music, such as it is.
No, I remember now, I'm just jealous of his fortune.
No, now I think about it, I think that the Police and U2 are the most overated groups of all time.
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#172672 - 30/07/2003 08:20 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
robricc
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I think that the Police and U2 are the most overated groups of all time
truth
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#172673 - 30/07/2003 08:21 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
wfaulk
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Hang on, now. Now you're treading on my U2.

I'm starting to come around to your thinking on the Police, though. The more I listen, the less I like them, except for a few things here and there. Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers were (are?) remarkable musicians, though.
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#172674 - 30/07/2003 08:23 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
JeffS
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I'm actually not a big fan of the Police (I like a few of their songs), but I think the stuff Sting has done since has been brilliant, both musically and lyrically. However, it does seem that musicians I like tend to get branded as "pretentious" (Neil Peart? Never!) so I don't know what that says about me.
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#172675 - 30/07/2003 08:23 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
CrackersMcCheese
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You're correct. Sting and U2 are crap, give me manufactured boybands any day!

Its all about personal taste. You say overrated, others would disagree with you.

I didn't geta chance to listen to the Police the first time around, but I like them now. Stings solo stuff is actually pretty good - maybe not his last album, Brand New Day, but the previous albums have all been innovative and original.

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#172676 - 30/07/2003 08:32 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
boxer
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Its all about personal taste

Let's not forget that - it's the key point!
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#172677 - 30/07/2003 08:40 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
wfaulk
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I am idly curious who you do like. I don't think I've heard you talk about anything but talk radio and audio books.
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#172678 - 30/07/2003 09:12 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: boxer]
CrackersMcCheese
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Its on page 20 - with a big picture of Jordan covering her breasts with L plates! Can't believe you missed it. Actually, maybe I can - she's a turn off IMHO.

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#172679 - 30/07/2003 09:37 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
Dignan
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#172680 - 30/07/2003 09:39 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: Dignan]
CrackersMcCheese
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Such wise words from her

"Sex without foreplay is like toast without butter"

What... like dry and crunchy? I don't understand, Jordan. Explain!

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#172681 - 30/07/2003 09:46 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
tonyc
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Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Sex without foreplay is like a fish without a bicycle.
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#172682 - 30/07/2003 10:04 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
Dignan
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Loc: Sterling, VA
Philip, can I request something?

Could you just add your avatar to the board already?
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#172683 - 30/07/2003 10:05 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: Dignan]
CrackersMcCheese
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Yes, its been annoying me too! I'll find something appropriate soon! I promise!

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#172684 - 30/07/2003 13:01 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
JBjorgen
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Bummer. I'll have to wait till the 2nd to celebrate. Looks like I scheduled my wedding a couple days too late. I'll celebrate it on the "day of" next year though Then again, does that mean I'd have to celebrate Guy Fawkes day too? Maybe they'll come up with an orgasm day for USians.
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#172685 - 30/07/2003 13:10 Re: Please celebrate this! [Re: JBjorgen]
JeffS
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I'll celebrate it on the "day of" next year though
Hey, look at it this way: now you have a whole year to practice!
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