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#213218 - 14/04/2004 10:49 Personal Slave Chicken
belezeebub
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Registered: 11/01/2001
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Not sure what worries me more about this link
http://subservientchicken.com/

1. The fact that someone though it was a good idea
2. The Fact Burger King indorses it
3. The Fact that there are a Huge Number of “Commands” that work
4. The Fact that I found it easy.
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#213219 - 14/04/2004 11:12 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: belezeebub]
andym
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Registered: 17/01/2002
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Loc: Manchester UK
3. The Fact that there are a Huge Number of “Commands” that work

Funny, 'shit on the television' didn't work. Oh well....
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#213220 - 14/04/2004 11:13 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: andym]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31571
Loc: Seattle, WA
As Blue pointed out, the command "choke" works...
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#213221 - 14/04/2004 11:51 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: belezeebub]
ithoughti
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Registered: 17/07/2001
Posts: 721
Loc: Boston, MA USA
what the hell?

that is one of the most F'ed up things I've seen in a looong time.

I am starting to think that most people in this world are seriously mentally ill.


there have got to be some secret commands in there


ha ha! type in 'wendys'


Edited by ithoughti (14/04/2004 12:00)
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#213222 - 14/04/2004 11:55 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: ithoughti]
Dignan
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Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
No kidding. And it really freaked me out when you see the mask up close. That's one evil-looking chicken

*edit*
What the heck is that on the bottom left of the picture? It looks like a bear trap or something. I entered "What's on the floor?" I can't tell you exactly what his answer was. I can say that it only confused me more... (if you try it you may need to try more than once...)


Edited by DiGNAN17 (14/04/2004 12:04)
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#213223 - 14/04/2004 12:07 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: Dignan]
ithoughti
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Registered: 17/07/2001
Posts: 721
Loc: Boston, MA USA
yeah, it definately doesn't do the same thing every time you type in the same command.

lame.


Edited by ithoughti (14/04/2004 12:26)
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#213224 - 14/04/2004 12:22 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: belezeebub]
JeffS
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 2858
Loc: Atlanta, GA
This reminds me of the great fun I used to have giving commands to Kings Quest and other Sierra characters.

>Take Ladder
You pickup the ladder and put it in your pocket
Ouch!
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#213225 - 14/04/2004 12:22 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: ithoughti]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31571
Loc: Seattle, WA
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#213226 - 14/04/2004 12:37 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: tfabris]
Whitey
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Registered: 09/03/2002
Posts: 178
Loc: Louisiana, USA
Should I feel guilty for taking an hour to play with this chicken at the expense of statistical analysis? It's amazing that I get any work done really.
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#213227 - 14/04/2004 12:51 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: tfabris]
Skunk
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Registered: 26/08/2003
Posts: 525
Loc: California
Drink a beer is not on the list of commands but it works.
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#213228 - 14/04/2004 13:24 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: tfabris]
Dignan
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Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
What's the point of the command "creep me out"? That already happened when the site loaded.
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#213229 - 14/04/2004 14:00 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: belezeebub]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
The chicken appears to be wearing a garter belt. That is scary too.
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#213230 - 14/04/2004 14:06 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: Heather]
Dignan
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Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
Makes the idea of "chicken strip" that much more worse.
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#213231 - 14/04/2004 14:27 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: Dignan]
belezeebub
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Registered: 11/01/2001
Posts: 579
I have noticed it plays the same file for the same body part or action.

ie. Pick nose, blow nose, sneeze all play the same video file.

Drink beer also works so does drop dead, die and choke chicken.

wonder if there are any easter eggs in this one.
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#213232 - 14/04/2004 16:40 Re: Personal Slave Chicken [Re: Heather]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31571
Loc: Seattle, WA
The chicken appears to be wearing a garter belt. That is scary too.
Because it's supposed to be a parody of porno webcam sites.

...

Um...

Not that I'd know anything about that, of course...
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