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#275929 - 11/02/2006 19:30 Depressing find of the day
bonzi
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Registered: 13/09/1999
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One of sponsored links that accompanied a message I was reading in Gmail led me, unfortunately, to The Final Theory, a site that I visited but managed to forget. In the case you don't know (why would you be better off than me ), that's the home page of a book full of total nonsense claiming to be the radically new and final answer to all the questions that science had, is or will be asking. Don't take my word for it: there is a free chapter there, some 60 pages long (but first two are enough to form a diagnosis).

While such loony works are not new (a friend's grandfather was engaged in similar ones), what depressed me were readers' comments on the book's Amazon.com page. It seems it is enough that a work "challenges scientific establishment" to be considered a Second Coming, even when it contains all of the information content of a FM radio tuned between stations.

I was wonderng whether Mr. McCutcheon is just a energetic handwaving fool (or madman), or a fraud (or even a subvesive a'la Alan Sokal; the charade lasts a bit too long for that, though). His next book might provide some insight in that respect.

Aaagrh!
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#275930 - 11/02/2006 21:03 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: bonzi]
Mach
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Registered: 15/07/2002
Posts: 828
Loc: Texas, USA
Maybe Mr. McCutcheon just needs the right kind of Amazon reviewers? Something like the attention that the best of Hasselhoff receives?

I have seen the past, present and future of music...
Quote:

...and it's name is David Hosslehaff.

Containing literally 18 of the most important works of art of the last century, this is more than just another CD; It's an aural sculpture, more exciting than Elvis in 56, more influential than the Velvet Underground, with more melodies than the Beatles, more attitude than the Pistols, and a voice... Oh that voice...a voice that makes it feel like the speakers are making love to your ears. And not just any old 'making love' either. No this voice will take you to dinner, caress you, kiss you, look into your eyes and make you feel like the most special person in the world. And afterwards, well that voice is gonna take you to heaven and keep you there. I think you know what I mean...


and there's a thousand more where that came from.

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#275931 - 11/02/2006 21:25 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: Mach]
bonzi
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Registered: 13/09/1999
Posts: 2401
Loc: Croatia
Quote:
Maybe Mr. McCutcheon just needs the right kind of Amazon reviewers? Something like the attention that the best of Hasselhoff receives?

I have seen the past, present and future of music...
Quote:

...and it's name is David Hosslehaff.

Containing literally 18 of the most important works of art of the last century, this is more than just another CD; It's an aural sculpture, more exciting than Elvis in 56, more influential than the Velvet Underground, with more melodies than the Beatles, more attitude than the Pistols, and a voice... Oh that voice...a voice that makes it feel like the speakers are making love to your ears. And not just any old 'making love' either. No this voice will take you to dinner, caress you, kiss you, look into your eyes and make you feel like the most special person in the world. And afterwards, well that voice is gonna take you to heaven and keep you there. I think you know what I mean...


and there's a thousand more where that came from.


Barf!

Hm, you are right, perhaps those reviews are by "friends & family".
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#275932 - 12/02/2006 04:34 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: bonzi]
wfaulk
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Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
I think you may not be familiar with the entertainment trainwreck that is David Hasselhoff. Assuming you're not, you can only take my word that that review is complete satire.
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#275933 - 12/02/2006 07:08 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: wfaulk]
bonzi
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Posts: 2401
Loc: Croatia
Quote:
I think you may not be familiar with the entertainment trainwreck that is David Hasselhoff. Assuming you're not, you can only take my word that that review is complete satire.

I'll take your word for it and stay unfamilliar with that gentleman's opus

Those The Final Theory panegyrics, though, sound sincere (at least some of them). I hope they are not, but that piece of white noise is among 30 or so Amazon top science [sic!] bestsellers - right there with Feynman and Hawking!
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#275934 - 12/02/2006 09:31 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: bonzi]
CrackersMcCheese
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#275935 - 12/02/2006 10:05 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
bonzi
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Registered: 13/09/1999
Posts: 2401
Loc: Croatia
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Ok.... here ya go!

Aaargh!
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#275936 - 12/02/2006 16:02 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
pca
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Registered: 20/07/1999
Posts: 1102
Loc: UK
Oh thanks I was feeling quite good having had a decent day, then I clicked that link...

I think I need to go and have a little lie down now. Or perhaps throw up

pca
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#275937 - 12/02/2006 18:36 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: bonzi]
bonzi
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Registered: 13/09/1999
Posts: 2401
Loc: Croatia
Amazon has removed my comment, without notifying me. Sweet...
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#275938 - 13/02/2006 15:51 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: bonzi]
DWallach
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Registered: 30/04/2000
Posts: 3810
I think my head will now explode.

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#275939 - 13/02/2006 19:48 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: DWallach]
ricin
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Loc: US: CA


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#275940 - 13/02/2006 20:11 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: ricin]
pgrzelak
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Registered: 15/08/2000
Posts: 4859
Loc: New Jersey, USA
I've had days like that...
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#275941 - 15/02/2006 03:33 Re: Depressing find of the day [Re: wfaulk]
canuckInOR
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Registered: 13/02/2002
Posts: 3212
Loc: Portland, OR
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I think you may not be familiar with the entertainment trainwreck that is David Hasselhoff. Assuming you're not, you can only take my word that that review is complete satire.
Unless, of course, the reviewer is German.

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