When I was little, about 6 or 7 I think, my friend Kyle did a commercial for Polar Beverages (local soft drink maker) and for payment they gave him tons of Polar Beverage products like soda and stuff. For a long time after that I thought that if you did a commercial you would get paid with whatever product you were sellng. Like if you did a Pizza Hut commercial you would get a lifetime supply of pizza, or if you did a car commercial, you would just automatically get to drive away in the car that was in the ad.

I'm so silly.