Hello Amazon... I would like to send 30 copys of Black's Law Dictionary to my best friend in Nigeria. Yeah, don't bother to check the validity of the order. Just run the card on account for $2,000+ and ask questions later.

If Amazon was taking orders by phone, this would have been the exchange. Luckily the card on account was a debit card with a limit of $500/day so the charge was declined. Now I have to get a hold of Amazon and sort this out.