Great story. If I thought that my Empeg Car would get me an ISDN line, I would have gotten on the waiting list a lot sooner. I got dragged through the bowels of hell itself trying to get an ISDN line. Still don't have one. Pacific Bell is permanently on my shit list.

I'm waiting for the day that the Empeg Car gets me out of a traffic ticket:

"Do you know how fast you were g... Hey, what's that?!"