I like their disclaimer for downloading their screensaver:

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Despair Is not liable for demotions, job transfers or terminations that might come about in response to use of this screensaver in the workplace. In the unlikely event that the use of this screensaver directly or indirectly results in unexpected job advancement or increased compensation, Despair is directly responsible and expects a royalty sharing agreement with the customer for the duration of that person's professional life.