Given the current paranoia about terrorist attacks I was waiting for the police to knock on the door when I was sitting in the front room gaffer-taping roman candles and air bombs to lengths of plastic drain pipe. By the time I had finished it looked like I was going to strap them all to my body and wander off down Redhill high street...

...and the back garden still looks like it is setup to fend off enemy tanks (or paratroopers). I must go and remove the selection of carefully angled tree stakes later.