oh man I'm so hosed

I tried to update my expiration date on my credit card with paypal and it decided instead to block my card altogether... then I decided that I was sick of this card anyway so I applied for a paypal visa and when I was accepted I made the mistake of reading the terms and conditions which wound up making me lose the "agree" button so I can't get the card anymore and they won't let me apply again.

My PayPal account is broken... my RioCar is broken, and I can't get a shnazzy smoke lens... what else is gonna go wrong?