"once I am finished, I will own copyrights on all new books, stories, jokes, anecdotes, movie scripts, sitcom plots, documents, etc"

You will also be very poor, because that is a lot of paper. Even hard drive space to store all of that information would be expensive. In addition you will get sued for anything under 1,000 pages that has already been written, unless of course your program is smart enough to weed previous works out.

For a capitalist, you don't seem to grasp how un-capitalistic your ideas on intellectual property are.