Here's what I think I know about cricket. It's like baseball but a lot less running and hitting. It's a cross between baseball and croquet that british people can play while they sip their tea (that I WILL NOT pay taxes on). I'm probably way off target, but that is what my subconcious has gathered from the mass-media, so it's how I always pictured it in my head.

Do brits play basketball, football, or hockey?