You don't have a phone? The last person I knew that used their mobile as much ended up with a brain tumor, three of the buggers in fact, all clustered on the side of this head where he used his phone.

Anyway, I need my phone for the ADSL. But you're right, I never will get it. My landline is way cheaper than a mobile, even my brother with his current amazing tarriff is more expensive than my landline.