Eerp, sorry. Shoul;da looked at it closer before posting. That's the only semi-script-looking thing that the search came up with.. Gotta go search for the right one, if it was ever posted.
(Hell, I'm thinking it'd actually be easier (for me; I'm not big on scripting; go figure) and faster to just write a small C program to handle it all. Anyone interested? [I'm learning C. Gotta put it to good use. Heh.])

Me.