The should have called it "enduring freedom fries" and "enduring freedom toast".

Anyway, the French is the one country we all love to hate - even in peace time.
And during any war? Who cares what happens to the French.

This stupid name change malarky reminds me of the time about 7 years ago, (mid '90s) when the French were testing the last of the their nuclear bombs for real down in the south east pacific [against everyone elses wishes at the time, including the US].

The local supermarket stopped selling "French sticks" aka those long skinny loaves of bread the French are so famous for.

And they renamed them "kiwi sticks"!
[kiwi being the local term for anything made in "New Zealand" as in Kiwifruit etc]

D'oh, like that really did any good! - I'm sure the French felt the pain all the way in Paris from the other side of the world:

- "sacre bleu!! - zhose Neu Zeelonders, zhey have changed ze name of ze baguette to 'Kiwi stick' in protest - we must stop ze 'Force de Frappe' (nuclear bomb) testing at once or our economie, she will suffer terrible badly."