Well, they aren't all bad:
permanent clock. One of the main things a microwave has become is a chronograph. Why not keep the clock on all the time?
Mine has this - and I like it. It does die if power cuts last too long, though.
Separate time remaining/countdown display. This should be the same or smaller type of display as the clock with high visibility VFD numerals.
Yup, got this too. It rocks:-)
An LCD for menu control functions
Don't understand what you mean.
a Jog wheel for easy adjustment and selection of features
Give me a keypad over a jog wheel anyday.
a funtion to add time to the current cooking time
I thought this had been standard from the days of clockwork timers.
a function to adjust the power/temperature without stopping and resetting the cooking process.
Could be useful. Mine does it, but you have to pause and then unpause.
a current temperature display
The high end ones give you a thermometer which gives you a core reading, on the front panel. They're cool!
a touch screen would be great too
Not after a couple of years when bits of food become embedded
comm or ethernet port for remote interrogation / notification when my coffee/danish has re-heated while i'm working in my study.
A loud beep or ping often suffices.
hijackable kernel or at least upgradeable OS
a robotic maid to bring the coffee to me
Erm....okay...not sure about these.