Yeah. Some people steal those little ones you always find in hotel rooms

That has nothing to do with reading the Bible, it's the same people that nick ashtrays, towels, robes, glasses and all the other little bits and pieces. I once had to go to reception and ask for a 'phone, because it had been nicked.

I only nick the sachet of shampoo, in case I end up at a cheap hotel that has none.

Why don't all hotels provide flannels, so that you don't have to travel with a clammy one - or sponge? ...Oh, I've answered my own question, people would only nick them